Scene Eight Flashcards
“Donkey!” - Shrek
“Shrek!” - Donkey
“Dragon!” - Fiona
“Run!!” - All
(SHREK and DONKEY enter, out of breath and with excitement.)
“Did you see that? Did you see that? Shrek here found an axe, laying right there in that tired old castle and then BAM! He cut this rope! And the rope held up this ol’ gothic looking chandelier! And the chandelier fell right on the dragon and that’s how we escaped the fire breathing dragon! Who the man? Who the man? Shrek the man!” - Donkey
“You did it! You-did-it-you-did-it-you-did-it. You’re amazing, you’re wonderful, you’re… a little unorthodox I’ll admit but— Thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt.”
“Ahem.” - Donkey
“And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?” - Fiona
“Alright! I hope you heard that. She called me a “noble steed!” She thinks I’m a steed.” - Donkey
“What? That wasn’t in the job description.” - Shrek
“Maybe it’s a perk.” - Donkey
“No - it’s destiny. “A princess is rescued by a brave knight and then they share true love’s first kiss.” - Fiona
“With Shrek?! You think that Shrek is your true love? Hahahahaha!” - Donkey
“Well… yes actually. Oh, no! I’m supposed to be rescued by my true love! Not by some ogre and his… pet.” - Fiona
“Well, so much for noble steed.” - Donkey
“Very well. There’s a cave right there.” - Shrek
“Shrek! That’s no place for a princess.” - Donkey
“No, no it’s perfect. Well gentlemen, I bid thee good night!” - Fiona
“You want me to read you a bedtime story? Cause I will.” - Donkey
“I said GOOD NIGHT!” - Fiona
“She seems nice. You want me to read you a bedtime story?” - Donkey
“Say goodnight, Donkey.” - Shrek
“Goodnight, Donkey.” - Donkey
