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Question 1

“Now this can’t be right, I’m all turned around. I took a right at the candy house, passed that weird old woman in the shoe and then took a left at Mary’s Little House of Lambchops.” - Shrek

Answer 1

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Help a donkey out, wouldja? I’m being chased by goons!” - Donkey

Question 2

“Why? What did he do?” - Shrek

Answer 2

“I-don’t-wanna-die— I-don’t-wanna-die— I-don’t-wanna-die…” - Donkey

Question 3

“And don’t come back! Now, which way to Duloc…” - Shrek

Answer 3

“Can I just say? That was incredible. Man, they were trippin’ over themselves to get away from you. I liked that.” - Donkey

Question 4

“Oh, good. I’m glad. Now, why don’t you go celebrate your narrow escape with your friends?” - Shrek

Answer 4

“But I don’t have any friends.” - Donkey

Question 5

“Now there’s a shocker.” - Shrek

Answer 5

“Heh-heh that’s funny. Say, you lost or something?” - Donkey

Question 6

“No, I’m just trying to figure out the best route to Duloc.” - Shrek

Answer 6

“Oh Duloc! I know Duloc! You gotta let me show you the way, because I am like a GPS with fur!” - Donkey

Question 7

“I’ll be fine on my own, thanks.” - Shrek

Answer 7

“But nobody’s fine on their own! Not when you look like we do! Hey! Didn’t you hear what they said? Man, this place is goin’ Stepford! We gotta join forces! Otherwise they’re gonna lock me up! And I cannot go back in a cage! I don’t know if I mentioned it or not, but I did six years in solitary for impersonating a piñata.” - Donkey

Question 8

“Alright, look, only because I’m lost, you can come-“ - Shrek

Answer 8

“Yeah! Woo-hoo, alright— !” - Donkey

Question 9

“On one condition! You keep the jabbering to a minimum.” - Shrek

Answer 9

“You got it! No jabbering! Man, you will not regret this.” - Donkey

Question 10

“Too late.” - Shrek

Answer 10

“Now that’s what I’m talking about! Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends off on a whirlwind big city adventure!” - Donkey