Scene 6 Flashcards
(Sunflower field. SHREK and DONKEY walk along. SHREK munches on an onion.)
“I don’t get it, Shrek. Why didn’t you just make Farquaad give you your swamp back? You know, pull some of that ogre stuff on him?” - Donkey
“For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think” - Shrek
“Example?” - Donkey
“Example. Okay… um…
(lightbulb)
Ogres are like onions.” - Shrek
“They stink?” - Donkey
“Yes. No!” - Shrek
“They make you cry?” - Donkey
“No!” - Shrek
“Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs.” - Donkey
“No! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers - you get it?! We both have layers.” - Shrek
“Ohhh, you both have layers. You know… not everybody likes onions.
(lightbulb)
Parfaits! Everyone likes parfait, and they have layers! Have you ever met a person and you say, “Hey, let’s get some parfaits,” and they say, “I don’t like no parfaits.” Parfaits are delicious.” - Donkey
“I don’t care! Ogres are not like parfaits!” - Shrek
“Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole planet.” - Donkey
“Hey look, the dragon’s keep! We’re here. You’re right, that did make the time go by faster.” - Shrek
“Whew! Shrek! Was that you? Man! You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off! My mouth was open and everything!” - Donkey
“Believe me Donkey, if it was me you’d be dead. It’s brimstone.” - Shrek
“Yeah right… brimstone. Don’t be talkin’ it’s the brimstone, I know what I smell and it wasn’t no brimstone, it didn’t come from no stone neither…” - Donkey
“Oh, hey, this’ll come in handy. Hope it’s fireproof. Alright, now you wait here and I’ll be back in a bit.” - Shrek
“Wait here?! You mean by myself?” - Donkey
“Unless you’d rather come slay the dragon and rescue the princess?” - Shrek
“Uhhh… no, I’m good. Waiting is fine. But hurry back!” - Donkey
