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Question 1

elza zebul

Answer 1

welcome. have a seat please

Question 2

of course

Answer 2

so elze. tell me about your previous employment. why did you decide to leave?

Question 3

never work for your parents

Answer 3

i see. so it didn’t end well?

Question 4

dad just didn’t get it

Answer 4

get what

Question 5

moving on

Answer 5

moving on?

Question 6

next line of questioning

Answer 6

uh. sure. looking at your resume here, it seems like you’ve moved around a lot

Question 7

been around a bit

Answer 7

did that fly just come out of your mouth?

Question 8

in the room when i got here

Answer 8

i saw it fly out of your mouth. just now when you let out that belch.

Question 9

a live fly came out of my mouth

Answer 9

i could swear it did. when you belched.

Question 10

why would i belch at a job interview

Answer 10

i don’t know

Question 11

this interview was a formality

Answer 11

you know lou?

Question 12

maybe you should be a little nicer

Answer 12

lou is your best friend?

Question 13

been through everything together

Answer 13

has he always been so.. eerily cheerful?

Question 14

he’s an optimist

Answer 14

yeah, but to a fault

Question 15

during a job interview?

Answer 15

no no, i’m just curious

Question 16

how anyone could be your boss’s friend?

Answer 16

yeah. no! not that. well maybe a litte?

Question 17

we should focus on the job interview

Answer 17

fine. you spent some time at salem petrochemical?

Question 18

bigots if you ask me

Answer 18

you were fired?

Question 19

they needed a scapegoat

Answer 19

and the bigotry?… right. so why do you want to work in human resources?

Question 20

had a soft spot for people

Answer 20

another fly

Question 21

maybe even take lou’s job someday

Answer 21

how are you belching live flies?

Question 22

never had a job interviewer this rude before

Answer 22

sorry. i’ve never seen someone belch a fly. let alone several

Question 23

i am not belching

Answer 23

of course you aren’t

Question 24

unless of course i have the job?

Answer 24

um. we’ll let you know.

Question 25

i’ll see you monday

Answer 25

no. please leave.

Question 26

good luck finding someone up to your lofty standards

Answer 26

you could have taken your flies with you!