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Question 1

you should have gotten the cheese

Answer 1

i mean, i haven’t been in the dating pool for a bit but that seems like a bit of an overreaction don’t you think?

Question 2

red flags all over the place

Answer 2

i think my definition of red flags and yours might be different

Question 3

red happens to look fantastic on me

Answer 3

i genuinely don’t know how you do it. it all seems so.. hopeless and exhausting

Question 4

your phone is vibrating

Answer 4

ugh. it’s lou. he will not get off my back today

Question 5

there are worse people to have on your back

Answer 5

ew what

Question 6

pretty handsome don’t you think?

Answer 6

i guess? but he’s so.. weird. and obsessed with baseball

Question 7

bet he has a really nice bat

Answer 7

oh good lord ew. i don’t even want to think about that

Question 8

and some nice firm balls

Answer 8

stop, i cannot.. ugh. really lou? we are on a break! i’m turning it off. i don’t care about the consequences. i’m not letting him push me around today. i am enforcing my boundaries and making space

Question 9

welp

Answer 9

welp what

Question 10

it’s lou

Answer 10

seriously? i swear he’s relentless

Question 11

shall i tell him you’re setting a boundary?

Answer 11

no. just gimme the phone

Question 12

folded like a fitted sheet

Answer 12

no one can fold a fitted sheet

Question 13

what does lou have to say

Answer 13

champions don’t take lunch breaks. i have faith in you

Question 14

who cares who it is

Answer 14

the candidate should be perfect. 100% all star. i don’t even know why he’s so desperate to fill this position. we’ve never needed an extra HR person before

Question 15

to take your position

Answer 15

oh i’m sure that’s not

Question 15

back to the grind

Answer 15

oh hey, don’t forget your apple

Question 16

consider it a gift

Answer 16

goddamit