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so you don’t want to work here?

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not particularly

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then why are you here?

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i have no interest working anywhere

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why

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they can’t push you down

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sounds like you’re speaking from experience

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do you still care?

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me? I suppose it depends. i care about some things, not about others

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what do u still care about virginia?

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i care about this job. my family. i care about my boyfriend

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doesn’t it feel like an eternity

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uh. sure the job can be monotonous sometimes, and i don’t know if you’re a loser..

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don’t know if i’ve ever won

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i’m just having a tough day, but the work needs to be done

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can you even remember your last easy day?

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of course. on sunday I–

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why do you care

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they’re my family

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so?

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you’re just going to pick it apart anyway

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why do you care?

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my parents raised me. i grew up alongside my brother

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because of proximity

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they’re my blood!

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why. do you. care?

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ok maybe i don’t at this point. maybe i feel so distant from them that.. it’s just biology that keeps me in contact

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how about this boyfriend?

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i’m supposed to be interviewing you

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the boyfriend

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i love him. he washes dishes. he cleans the toilet

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so?

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the toilet’s a pretty big deal

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he does chores

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no. but his love language is acts of service

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is he a complete server?

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he’s not perfect. but no one is perfect

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the services where he falls short

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i couldn’t do that. it wouldn’t be right. it would destroy him

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not once

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how…

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through that kind of hell?

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he’s a good man!

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why not enjoy every single moment between sufferings

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i don’t think i can give you this job

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don’t you want that?

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what i want.. is to find the right candidate for this human resources positions. and i’m sorry stan, that’s not you.

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tell lou to stop stealing my bit

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what the actual fuck.. hi joel, i'm guessing you're busy right now.. look, when i get home we need to have a talk.... welp, one last chance. come in! hi greg. thanks for coming in today

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i appreciate the opportunity

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so tell me a little about yourself

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college for 10 years

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i see that, but that was 7 years ago. and no employment since?

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pension for the medical bills

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so if you're drawing a pension, why are you applying for this position instead of focusing on your family?

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more than my pension could handle

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i see. but then who will take care of your wife?

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funeral expenses that put me upside down

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oh. i'm sorry to hear that

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thank you

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obviously you have experience as a teacher, and a degree in history. but do you have any experience in human resources?

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i'm afraid that i don't

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ok. any experience with google suite?

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microsoft at the college

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i see

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i'm willing to learn

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let's try going at this from a different angle. is there anything in your experience, training, or education that you believe could help you as an HR worker?

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alighieri and milton

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and how does that qualify you for the position

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what not to do in an hr position

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that kind of sounds like bullshit

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it totally is

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i am sorry. i wish i could help but i really do need to find the perfect candidate

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thank you for considering me

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i really do hope you find something that is the right fit