Scene 7:

Question 1

Paulette: …. I’m sorta like Allstate, but for hair.

Answer 1

Make me a brunette.

Question 2

Paulett: what? Brunette? Honey,

You’re a genetic lotto win! Alright something else is goin on here. Back up. Paulettes listenin. Spill.

Answer 2

Okay. I’m Elle woods, and I came all the way out for Harvard law school-

Question 3

Paulette: that’s a good school.

Answer 3

I know right? And I did it to follow my one true love Warner out here and now he’s …. (Gagging)
Dating this evil preppie.

Question 4

Paulette: So what’s she got that you don’t got? Three tits?

Answer 4

She’s (air quotes) “serious”

Question 5

Paulette: seriously, she have three tits?

Answer 5

No, she’s a constipated polo shirt with a mousy brown bib. Apparently that’s what Warner wants. So you have to make me a brunette.

Question 6

Paulette: see it’s our annual glamour shot. We’re little sailors.

Answer 6

Beyond adorable. And no woman should be denied her dog.

Question 7

Whitney: …. Now that’s a party.

Answer 7

There’s a party?

Oh. Hello, Vivienne.

Question 8

Viv: definitely come. It’s a costume party.

Answer 8

I love costume parties.

Question 9

Viv: of course you do… Next Friday at 8…. See you there

Answer 9

Thanks, Vivienne.

Question 10

Paulette: ….. cause if a girl like you can’t win back your man, there’s no hope for the rest of us.

Answer 10

Thankyou for talking me off the ledge Paulette! You have no idea how much I needed this!