A2: Scene 3

Question 1

Paulette: there. Now you’re ready for your big trial. You sure you don’t want me to paint little gavels on em for ya?

Answer 1

It’s okay Paulette. That might be a bit too much.

Question 2

Paulette: classy lawyer pink it is. When the jury people see those nails, they’ll know they can trust ya.

Answer 2

Which is more than my team is doing. They’re all over me to give up Brooke’s alibi.

Question 3

Paulette: Including your “friend” emmett?

Answer 3

Well… He IS on the team too.

Question 4

Paulette: yeah in more ways then one. I see the way he looks atcha.

Answer 4

Paulette, he’s just my friend.

Question 5

Paulette: God the new UPS guys like walking porn.

Answer 5

So talk to him already.

Question 6

Paulette: I see dead people.

Answer 6

No! It’s my Greek chorus. I’m so psyched you can see them too now.

Question 7

Paulette: what are you talking about… Bend and snap…?

Answer 7

Demonstratung***
The bend…. And snap.

It’s a move invented by UCLA cheerleaders to break the will of the opposing team.

But it also has real world applications; the bend and snap is 99.99% effective on straight men.