A2: #13 Delta Nu Nu Nu

Question 1

Singing; you are a delta nu!

Answer 1

Delta Nu’s former UCLA president Elle woods! I knew I recognised your mug shot!

Question 2

Brooke; shut up!

Answer 2

Oh yeah! Your DVD’s got me in shape to be June for the girls of UCLA calendar.

Question 3

Brooke; that’s so great! Thank god someone in this legal team gets me.

Answer 3

Sisterhoods forever. I believe you. And I will fight with everything I have to clear your good name. But that involves an alibi…

Question 4

Brooke; I can’t tell it.

Answer 4

Everyone has their secrets. For years I denied my highlights.

Question 5

Brooke; …. If I tell you… Will you Delta Nu Sister Swear not to tell anyone?

Answer 5

I will Double Delta Nu Sister Swear.

Question 6

Brooke: (whispers) Lipo

Answer 6

What?..

Question 7

Brooke (quiet again) Lipo

Answer 7

Brooke you’re going to have to speak up I can’t-

Question 8

Brooke: (Bursts like a geyser) LIPOSUCTION! MINIMALLY INVASIVE, OUTPATIENT LIPO, BUT LIPO!

Answer 8

Oh my god!

Question 9

Brooke: I had to do it. Serious cottage cheese was showing on my ass.

Answer 9

Your secrets safe with me.

Question 10

Callahan; where’s Brooke?

Answer 10

The guard took her back.

Question 11

Callahan: great…

Answer 11

But I got her alibi.

Question 12

Callahan: you’re kidding. So. What is it?

Answer 12

I’m afraid I can’t tell you.

Question 13

Callahan: why not?

Answer 13

I double delta nu sister swore not to.

Question 14

V: elle, this is not some little sorority thing…

Answer 14

Oh I know. It’s a big sorority thing. But don’t worry: Brooke really had nothing to do with this. Think about it: Brooke’s a fitness queen. Exercise gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t kill!!

Question 15

V: Elle, are you serious? If you don’t give up this alibi, we will all lose the case.

Answer 15

Then I guess we’re not very good lawyers.

Question 16

Warner;…… Waiting for you when you get out.

Answer 16

But I gave Brooke my word.

Question 17

Warner; so what who cares?

Answer 17

Who cares?

Question 18

Callahan; …. Except you two. I’d rather not see ratty corduroy or legally blonde again today.

Answer 18

Emmett, I’m sorry-

Question 19

Emmett; I don’t need you to be sorry. I need you to tell me the alibi.

Answer 19

I can’t because I have Brooke my word. Having an alibi isn’t the only way to win this case.

Question 20

Emmett; no but it sure would help.

Answer 20

Work with me. Well free Brooke the right way. The noble way.

Question 21

Emmett; this isn’t a lifetime original movie, Elle. I’m not interested in nobility right now, im more interested in saving Brooke’s life.

Answer 21

No you’re not. You’re more interested in impressing Callahan.

Question 22

Emmett; well he IS my boss. And if I impress him he’ll make me associate.

Answer 22

And jeopardise the clients trust and our own integrity?

Question 23

Emmett; well when you put it that way.

Answer 23

Exactly. You butt head. My word means something, I know yours does too.

Question 24

Emmett; no ones called me a butt head since third grade.

Answer 24

Maybe not to your face. Cmon lets get out of here.

Question 25

Emmett; why do you always have to be right?

Answer 25

I don’t have to be. When I’m with you, I just am. Hey if you impress Callahan, I can help.

Question 26

Emmett; okay. How?

Answer 26

Listen, I love your scruffy vibe, but “casual Friday” is so not in callahan’s vocabulary, and you have to dress the part if you want to get ahead.

Question 27

Emmett; Elle, didn’t your mother ever teach you about not judging a book by its cover?

Answer 27

She did. And books with tattered covers stay on the shelf.

Question 28

Emmett; thanks a lot.

Answer 28

Emmett, this isn’t a perfect world. Think people haven’t judged me my whole life? Think it wasn’t a good idea to make navy my new pink?

I know.

Question 29

Emmett; where are we going exactly?

Answer 29

You trust me don’t you?

E: of course
Then don’t stop now