chip on my shoulder lines

Question 1

Singing; so forgive me for not weeping at your tale.

Answer 1

Excuse me! Just because you’ve got some kind of chip on your shoulder.

Question 2

Sing; you might wanna get one as well

Answer 2

I’m sorry but that sounds highly negative.

Question 3

…. And I want my sweatshirt back.

Answer 3

Wait! Two jobs plus law school?

Question 4

I haven’t slept since 1988

Answer 4

Seriously, how did you do it?

Question 5

Singing; Little miss woods comma Elle

Answer 5

I just need to prove to everyone that I’m serious.

Question 6

In dorm room*** Elle goes side stage to get changed

Answer 6

Make yourself at home.

Question 7

You drink a lot of red bull, don’t you?

Answer 7

It gives me energy!

Question 8

So you can stay up late studying?

Answer 8

What?

Question 9

I said studying!!! You do study, don’t you? Where are those law books?

Answer 9

They’re under the-

Question 10

Under the-

Answer 10

Pile of-

Question 11

Pile of-

Answer 11

There.

They’re here somewhere

Question 12

Singing; clear it off and find some room for books instead.

Answer 12

Hey, what are you doing?

Question 13

Glo-o-o-Ria***

Answer 13

Bye Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy vail!!

Question 14

Paulette; Okay, focus, Elle focus! The case of “Russell v. Sullivan”

Answer 14

• determined that Russell was legally the child’s father even though he was just a sperm donor.

Question 15

Emmett; ho ho ho

Answer 15

Emmett. This is my friend paulette.

Question 16

Emmett; for you. Not quite as good as going home for Christmas, but….

Answer 16

You are too sweet!

Question 17

It’s a real timesaver. It’s shampoo and conditioner in one!

Answer 17

Ahhhhhh

Question 18

Paulette: … Bye bye.

Answer 18

To Emmett**

Thankyou! You are so adorable to think of me.

Question 19

Warner. Elle. Hey. Have you seen Viv? I’ve been looking everywhere for her …

Answer 19

Yeah (twitterpated)

I mean no (beat)

Question 20

Callahan; yes ms. Woods?

Answer 20

Mr. Hunnington makes an excellent point, but did the defendant keep a Log of every sperm emission made throughout his life?

Question 21

Callahan; interesting. Why do you ask?

Answer 21

Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find if a child resulted from those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now, why this sperm?

Question 22

Callahan; I see your point.

Answer 22

… And by mr. Hunnington’s standard, all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be called reckless abandonment.

Question 23

Callahan; ms. Woods, excellent work today. I assume you’re applying for my internship. Do you have a resume?

Answer 23

I’m one step ahead of you.

Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration.