Moment 11 Flashcards
Presley: I’ve got a photograph. Of us as children. I’ll show you.
Cosmo: What your parents die of? Car crash?
Presley: No.
Cosmo: Cancer?
Presley: No.
Cosmo: Strokes?
Presley: No.
Cosmo: Heart attacks?
Presley: No.
Cosmo: Kidney failure?
Presley: No.
Cosmo: Sexually transmitted disease?
Presley: NO. Mum and Dad? No!
Cosmo: It can easily happen, you know. I’ve seen photographs of what happens to people when they fall in love. Their skin falls off. Like they’ve been in a nuclear war or something. It’s terrible, Mr Chocolate … You ever been in love?
Presley: I loved Mum and Dad.
Cosmo: That don’t count. Anyone else?
Presley: My sister.
Cosmo: That doesn’t count either. Don’t play games.
Presley: I’m not playing games.
Cosmo: Yes, you are.
Presley: Oh no, I’m not.
Cosmo: Oh, yes, you are.
Presley: Oh no, I’m not.
Cosmo: … Have you ever been in love with a woman other than family members?
Presley: … Don’t suppose so, no.
Cosmo: What? Never?
Presley: No.
Cosmo: You’ve fucked women though, right?
Presley: … Not really.
Cosmo: What d’you mean ‘not really’? There’s no grey area where fucking’s concerned.