Moment 10 Flashcards

1
Q

Presley: I’m not a homosexual. I just want you to say my name.

A

Cosmo: So. You are twenty-eight years old, are you, Presley?

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2
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Presley: Yes. I am, Cosmo. How old are you, Cosmo?

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CosmoL How old d’you think?

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3
Q

Presley: Don’t know.

A

Cosmo: Guess.

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4
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Presley: Can’t.

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Cosmo: Try.

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5
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Presley: I’ll get it wrong.

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Cosmo: Try!

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6
Q

Presley: Ten!

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Cosmo: Wrong. Eighteen.

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7
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Presley: Well, you look like ten.

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Cosmo: No, I don’t. I might look young, but I don’t look fucking ten.

Slight pause.

How come you and your sister are the same age?

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8
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Presley: We’re twins.

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Cosmo: You don’t look alike.

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9
Q

Presley: We’re not identical. But we are similar.

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Cosmo: No, you’re not.

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10
Q

We’ve got the same nose.

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Cosmo: You haven’t.

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Presley: We have.

Stands next to Haley.

Look.

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Cosmo: It’s different.

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12
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Presley: Same hair then.

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Cosmo: Who you trying to kid?

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13
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Presley: Look at our mouths. The shape of our lips. They’re the same.

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Cosmo: They’re not.

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14
Q

Presley: They are.

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Cosmo: They’re bloody not.

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15
Q

Presley: Everyone says they are.

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Cosmo: Everyone’s wrong.

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16
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Presley: Mum and Dad said we were two peas in a pod.

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Cosmo: Mum and Dad were wrong!

17
Q

Presley: Mum and Dad were wrong?!

Slight pause.

Our eyes! Our eyes are the same.

A

Cosmo: Can’t see her eyes. She’s asleep. Wake her up and I’ll tell you if they’re the same.

18
Q

Presley: Can’t wake her up.

A

Cosmo: Why not?

19
Q

Presley: Nothing can wake her up. Told you. The medicine.

A

Cosmo: How can I see her eyes then?

Presley grabs hold of Haley and tries to open her eye.

Presley: Don’t do that.

20
Q

Presley: It’s all right.

A

Cosmo: You might hurt her.

21
Q

Presley: I’ll be gentle.

A

Cosmo: The eyes are sensitive things.

22
Q

Presley: You’ve got to see. See our eyes are the same.

A

Cosmo: I believe you.

23
Q

Presley: Come here!

A

Cosmo: I said I believe you.

24
Q

Presley: You can’t see from there.

A

Cosmo: You’ve got your finger in her bloody eye.

25
Q

Presley: She can’t feel it.

A

Cosmo: Her eyes are watering.

26
Q

Presley: Just look!

A

Cosmo: Yeah! All right, I see.

27
Q

Presley: You agree? Our eyes are the same.

A

Cosmo: Yeah, yeah.

28
Q

Presley: Say it!

A

Cosmo: Your eyes are the same.

29
Q

Presley: Identical?

A

Cosmo: Yes! Yes! Identical!

30
Q

Presley: We were in the womb together!

Mum said we were the most beautiful babies in the world.

A

Cosmo: All bloody mums say that.

31
Q

Presley: They do?

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Cosmo: Course they fucking do.

32
Q

Presley: Well, Dad said it as well.

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Cosmo: Oh, well, then. It must be true.