Kobbi Plz Spare Me Flashcards
She sells sea shells on the sea shore but the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells cause there’s loads in the sand
Step 1 you make create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if the people think they are rare you see bare with me. Take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stockpile em high until there rarer than a diamond.
Step 2 you gotta make the people think they want em, really want em really really want em hit them like bronson. Influencers, product placement primetime entertainemnt if you havent got a shell your just a little waste man.
3 its monpoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that’ll be your new philosophy, swallow up your morals they’re a poor mans quality.
4 expand expand expand clear forests make land fresh blood on hands
5 why just shells why limit yourselfs she sells sea shells sell oil as well!
6 guns sell stocks sell diamonds sell rocks sell the water to a fish sell the time to a clock
7 press on the gas and take your foot of the brakes and run to be the president of the United states
8 big smile mate big wave thats great now the truth it overated tell likes out the gate
9 polarize the people controvery is the game, it dont matter if they hate you if they all say your name
- The world is yours, go out to a stage and a round of appluse your a lier a cheat and devil and mor but you sold sea shells on the sea shore
Bad ending
