Jokes Flashcards
1
Q
You know how i know the whole Jesus rising from the dead thing was fake?!!
A
it’s right in the name! If it were true it wouldn’t have been called the cruciFICTION it would have been the cruciFACT!
2
Q
i have the world’s worst thesaurus not only is it terrible it’s terrible.
A
what’s brown and sticky.
a stick
3
Q
where does the general keep his armies?
A
in his sleevies
4
Q
what’s blue and smells like red paint?
A
blue paint
5
Q
why did the miner fall down the well
A
he couldn’t see that well
