chapter 2 Flashcards
I can’t believe we’re already _____________________ the humiliation lottery and it’s only third period on the first day back to school
being subjected to
EAch couple will get to research a specialized health topic, after which we will–as a pair of ___________ experts–rpesent our findings to the class by “Teaching” everyone what we’ve learned
studied-up
It’s a ___________________________ if you ask me. Sounds like a way for our Health teacher to get out of doing her job.
big old diaper load
When I brought this up to Mrs. Turris–in not so manyc words–she just laughed and said, Cooper REdmond, you rascal, you’ve _________________________.
found me out
find someone out
find someone out
phrasal verb of find
1.
detect a person’s offensive or immoral actions.
“she would always find him out if he tried to lie”
make 3 sentences with find someone out
e.g.
But we are talking about being _______________ to a person for three solid months–in and out of class.
shackled
It’s rare you get four o the school’s hottest girls in one class, which I take as a ______________ for the year.
solid omen
The papers make a ______________________ as Mrs. Turris unfolds them.
rustling
All the kids in the classroom snicker.
Andy winces.
NIck’s head ________
Class _____ meet __________.
drops; assbag; cabbage boy
assbag
a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people
cabbage
Cabbage
To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason “Cabbaged” all day.
Or
Beth didn’t give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a “cabbage”.
The first pairing has been decided, and already two of the biggest ____________________ have been awarded. And to each other. Which is ________
booby prizes; classic
classic
classic adjective (EXTREMELY FUNNY/BAD)
informal extremely or unusually funny, bad, or annoying:
Then she fell over backwards into the flowerbed - it was absolutely classic!
That was classic! That van-driver signalled right, and then turned left.
make 3 sentences with class
extremely funny/bad
Andy Bennett–besides the fact that he’s been desperately trying to grow a mustache for the last two years–is that he likes to _____ Jell-O cubes at all the babes and can’t understand why this move doesn’t make them lie down naked _______.
spit; at his feet
He might not even be such as terrible guy, but you just can’t _______ him long enough to find out
hang with
Mrs. Turris ________ a curly blonde ________ her forehead
brushes; lock
She grabs the nearby yellow shoebox and blindly _______ and index card from it. _______________________________ Alcohol
plucks; drum roll please.
I did a few _________ of research on that very subject this past weekend, Andy ______, running his hand down the baby beard he’s ______________.
pints; quips; sprouting on his chin
quip
quip kwip/Submit noun plural noun: quips 1. a witty remark. synonyms: joke, witty remark, witticism, jest, pun, bon mot, sally, pleasantry; More verb
make 3 sentences with quip
a witty remark; joke
Personally, I don’t _______________________ what subject I get.
give two turds
Mrs. Turris _____ her ______ back into the blue shoebox and draws two more names.
dips; paw
Sean Hance and Matthew Gratoon.
Matt and Sean __________________ The bastards
fist bump
They both turn to me and make apologetic faces. I give them a __________________________.
shit-happens shrug
It would have been _____________ to work with Matt
stagg
stagg
STAGG STYLE+SWAGG=STAGG Jerome:Man my stagg is outta this world Billy: Yea dude, where'd u get them shoes from #stag#shoes#lol#outta this world#holla
I’d rather get one of the lovely ladies anyway.
I ________________ Prudence Nash–her soft brown hair framing her Victoria’s Secret-model face
lean over to
I give her a _____________________ as Mrs. Turris rummages in her drawer for a new writing implement.
sly head tilt
Prudence whips around and gives me the _______
slow burn
slow burn
an insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile.
When Jasmine figured out that slow burn comment from the girl at the bar, she was so pissed.
He’s an idiot, you can say any sort of shit to his face and it’ll be a slow burn. He won’t figure it out for days.
Matt’s and Sean’s life-is-great expressions suddenly ______.
sour