Bae's Blessings

Question 1

I think a lot of the test questions are based on the lectures but I’ll give ya a little sugar from the cases

Answer 1

:*

that’s a kissy face

Question 2

What PG category is isotrenytoin?

Answer 2

X

Question 3

what PG category are tetracyclines?

Answer 3

D

Question 4

what happens when you give ASA to kids?

Answer 4

Reye syndrome

Question 5

what is the fatality rate with Reye syndrome?

Answer 5

30-40%

Question 6

don’t know if this is pertinent but Big B wrote it on the board so what is the pediatric dosing for tylenol?

Answer 6

10-15mg/kg/dose

no more than 5 doses per day

Question 7

what topical anesthetic can you give for teething bebbies?

Answer 7

topical benzocaine

Question 8

what does lidocaine toxicity cause?

Answer 8

it causes you to turn into a llama

+/- cardiac issues

Question 9

what is the biggest issue with prescribing SSRIs for adolescents?

Answer 9

suicide

Question 10

when you rx an adolescent an SSRI, when should you see them back for f/u?

Answer 10

within the first 2 weeks

Question 11

are ACE-Is safe for pregnancy?

Answer 11

NO

Question 12

what can happen if you prescribe an ACE-i during pg?

Answer 12

newborn renal abnormalities
also HTN
growth retardation
still birth

Question 13

are thiazide diuretics safe for pregnancy?

Answer 13

yes :)

Question 14

is ethosuxamide [zarontin] metabolized by the CYP drug?

Answer 14

lololololololololololol what isn’t

Question 15

if you have an infant with asthma, what method should you use to deliver the med to the kid?

Answer 15

have them snort it like cocaine

or use a nebulizer

Question 16

is liquid albuterol effective?

Answer 16

no

Question 17

at what age can a kid start using a metered dose inhaler (MDI)?

Answer 17

5+

Question 18

what should you ALWAYS have on hand as a PA?

Answer 18

RECTAL TYLENOL

not actually a joke

Question 19

which part of the butthole/rectum/anus/anal canal has the best absorption?

Answer 19

the farther in you go, the better that things get

…….absorbed.
…….lol……
…….not mature enough to be in this program……..

Question 20

can you give IM injections to peds?

Answer 20

probably not
they just have wee bitty tiny wittle muscles
and they cry
ew

Question 21

what cream can help to prevent diaper rash (e.g. give if diarrhea)

Answer 21

zinc oxide cream

Question 22

why are opioids (and this random drug from one case called benzonatate) more potent in young people?

Answer 22

they cross the BBB in kids

increased risk of respiratory depression

Question 23

if a kid is having diarrhea, should you rx the BRAT diet?

Answer 23

actually no

unless they’re seriously ill

Question 24

febrile seizures. what do you do?

Answer 24

watch them seize

but for real
you don’t treat them

Question 25

what are the major s/e of risperadone [risperdal]

Answer 25

extrapyrimidal side effects
suicidality
increased weight gain

Question 26

what are elixirs?

Answer 26

1. a type of guitar strings

2. drugs that have alcohol in them

Question 27

what drugs are elixirs?

Answer 27

i don’t really know but we talked about elixirs when we talked about dexamethasone

Question 28

THAT’S ALL I GOT KIDS

Answer 28

lalalallalalala pharm is almost overrrrrrr :D