9: Hepatitis Flashcards
What are the clinical presentations of Hepatitis A? (3 things)
- Fever
- Headache
- Jaundice
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How is Hep A diagnosed?
IgM antibodies
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How is Hep A managed?
NO CURE
Pain relief
What are the clinical presentations of Hepatitis B? (2 things)
- Severe Liver Damage
- Hep B can be chronic
Bad B reminds me of alcoholics cah damaged liver and its chronic
How is Hep B diagnosed?
IgM antibodies
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How is Hep B managed?
- Hep B vaccine
- Hep B immunoglobulin
If I get a Bad B im dead cah im antivax
What are the clinical presentations of Hepatitis C?
- Severe Liver Damage
- MORE CHRONIC THAN B
Cruel is similar but worse than Bad
How is Hep C diagnosed?
PCR of viral RNA
Machine ting looks like a fax machine innit basically it faxes and checks for coronaVIRUS
How is Hep C managed?
AntiViral meds
Cruel Virus like coronaVIRUS
What are the clinical presentations of Hepatitis D?
- Severe Liver Damage
- High Mortality Rate
Killer D mash up da liver
How is Hep D diagnosed?
IgM antibodies
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How is Hep D managed?
NO CURE
Pain relief
What are the clinical presentations of Hepatitis E?
- Reduced appetite
- Jaundice
- Dark urine
Basically me, don’t eat, jaundice and dark piss snm
How is Hep E diagnosed?
IgM Antibodies
PCR of viral DNA
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How is Hep E managed?
NO Cure
Self limiting
Which Hepatitis’s are diagnosed with IgM antibodies?
ABDE
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Which Hepatitis’s give you Severe Liver Damage?
BCD
Big C n D mash up da liver
Which Hepatitis’s have NO CURE?
ADE
There’s no aid for dem
Which Hepatitis has the highest mortality rate?
D
Killer D
Which Hepatitis’s present with Jaundice?
A n E
Send da Jaundice donny to da A&E
Which Hepatitis presents with Fever?
A
Remember Ay F*cking Hell John
Which Hepatitis presents with Headache?
A
Remember Ay F*cking Hell John
Which Hepatitis presents with loss of appetite?
E
Remember E is me, I am da plug E I don’t eat, I’m jaundiced n I piss dark
Which Hepatitis presents with Dark Urine?
E
Remember E is me, I am da plug E I don’t eat, I’m jaundiced n I piss dark
