8: Reproduction System

Question 1

What does Infectious Diseases in Pregnancy Screening (IPDS) screen for? (3 things)

Answer 1

1. HIV
2. Hepatitis B
3. Syphilis

They should call it the: Horrid Henry Scan

Question 2

How many people in the world have HIV?

Answer 2

36.9 million people

369 is multiples of 3 upwards innit

Question 3

What are the 3 most commons STI’s?

Answer 3

1. Chlamydia
2. Human Papilloma Virus (HPV)
3. Gonorrhoea

Question 4

What is the organism responsible for Chlamydia?

Answer 4

Chlamydia trachomatis

Chlamydia travisscottis

Question 5

What is the organism responsible for HPV?

Answer 5

Papillomavirus

Question 6

What is the organism responsible for Gonorrhoea?

Answer 6

Neisseria gonorrhoea

Nisreen has gonorrhoea

Question 7

How is the degree of HIV related to?

Answer 7

The degree of immunosuppression

Question 8

How is immunosuppression measured?

Answer 8

By measuring the CD4 count

If it’s low, then they’re VERY immunosuppressed

So low CD4 = BIG HIV

Question 9

What are the symptoms of HIV? (4 symptoms)

Answer 9

Flu like symptoms

1. Fever
2. Rash
3. Swollen glands
4. Headache

Donny with a bulging hot head, thick neck and rash on his chest

Question 10

What are the diagnostic methods for HIV? (2 things)

Answer 10

1. Blood test
2. CXR

Question 11

What is the treatment for HIV?

Answer 11

HAART (Highly Active Anti Retroviral Treatment)

The treatment for HIV is love (heart innit)

So if I ever get HIV im finished :(

Question 12

How does HAART treat HIV? (2 things)

Answer 12

1. Suppresses virus
2. Reverses damage done to immune system

Question 13

What is a challenge to HIV treatment?

Answer 13

HIV is continually changing and becoming resistant to medication

Question 14

What are the clinical presentations of Chlamydia? (3 things)

Answer 14

1. Pain @ urinating
2. Discharge
3. Conjunctiva tissue scars –> blindness

Blind man in pain while pissing out gunk

Question 15

How is Chlamydia diagnosed? (2 things)

Answer 15

1. ELISA (on penal / vaginal secretions or urine)
2. Cultures (from penal / vaginal secretions or urine)

Elisa the cultured nurse will tell you if you have Chlamydia (Elisa kinda rhymes with Chlamydia)

Question 16

How is Chlamydia managed?

Answer 16

Abx

Question 17

What are the clinical presentations of Gonorrhoea?

Answer 17

1. Pain @ urination
2. Discharge
3. Testicle swelling

Donny with big balls in pain while pissing out gunk

His balls are finished they are a gonner lol

Question 18

How is Gonorrhoea diagnosed? (2 things)

Answer 18

1. Vaginal / cervix swab
2. Urine test (men innit)

Question 19

What is the management for Gonorrhoea?

Answer 19

Abx

Question 20

Why is the management of Gonorrhoea complicated?

Answer 20

There are resistant strains of the bacteria

Question 21

What are Non-Veneral diseases?

Answer 21

Diseases not related to sex

Question 22

What are 2 examples of Non-Veneral diseases?

Answer 22

1. Bacterial Vaginosis
2. Vaginal Candidiasis

Question 23

What are the clinical presentations of Bacterial Vaginosis?

Answer 23

1. White vaginal discharge (fishy smell)
2. Itching

BV is itchy icky fishy punani (say it fast)

Question 24

How is Bacterial Vaginosis diagnosed?

Answer 24

Test the vaginal pH (4.5+ = BV)

Vybz takes gal virginity nice but ALKALINE give dem itchy icky fishy punani

Question 25

What are the clinical presentations of Vaginal Candidiasis?

Answer 25

1. Itching
2. Red / Swollen Vulva
3. Vaginal Rash
4. Vaginal Discharge (No smell)

Red Volvo car with rashes and scratches, and its leaking Oasis juice

Candidiais is Oasis juice so the discharge don’t smell bad

Question 26

How is Vaginal Candidiasis diagnosed?

Answer 26

Culture the discharge: If there’s yeast species then she got Vaginal Candidiasis

Question 27

What is the treatment for Vaginal Candidiasis?

Answer 27

Anti-fungal meds

Oasis is a fun guy