2 - serum chem mnemonic Flashcards
1
Q
^phosphorus
A
no one has good intestines
2
Q
↓phosphorus
A
rappers intestines are in hairy hairy vaginas
3
Q
^calcium
A
angry gay cows hate rare veal omelettes
4
Q
↓calcium
A
all evil pigs resent men eating ham
5
Q
^potassium
A
I think actors urinate
6
Q
↓potassium
A
casts love their dramatic plays
7
Q
↓cholesterol
A
lick a pumpkin
8
Q
^cholesterol
A
Peter peter eats 3 pumpkins
9
Q
^glucose
A
Paul Simon plays everything 3 times
10
Q
↓glucose
A
Poor Paul Simon lives in Xanadu
11
Q
phosphorus
A
intestines
12
Q
calcium
A
livestock
13
Q
potassium
A
actors
14
Q
cholesterol
A
pumpkins
15
Q
glucose
A
paul simon
