Vtipy

Question 1

Povedal som zene ze sused od vedla zomrel.
Povedala: Kto? Ray?
Povedal som ze je priskoro takto oslavovat.

Answer 1

I told my wife the nextdoor neighbour died.
She said: Who? Ray?
I said its way to early to celebrate like that.

Question 2

Mám rebrík.
Nikdy som nepoznal moj skutocny…

Answer 2

I have a step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.

Question 3

Ako volate niekoho kto nema ziadne telo ani nos?

Answer 3

How do you call somebody that has no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

Question 4

Ak by prokrastinacia bola olympijsky sport, sutazil by som v nej neskor.

Answer 4

If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d compete in it later.