Speed Round Recap

Question 1

“Speed round”
Dwarf 1: I’ve been resurrected but I’m a little peeved so I’m going to start my own dwarf village with six of my friends!

Dwarf 2: That’s a great idea!

Answer 1

Run in

Question 2

Dwarf 1: Ah a giant hottie!

Answer 2

Ah a dwarf!

Question 3

Dwarf 1: How ‘bout you clean our house and tuck us in at night?

Answer 3

You’re not going to oppress me!

Question 4

Witch: I’m hotter than you!

Answer 4

I don’t judge myself by my looks but I’m still hotter than you!

Question 5

Witch: Want to fight about it?

Answer 5

Yes

Question 6

Prince who just entered: What’s going on here?

Answer 6

I’m an emancipated princess and I’m going to take what I want: you. Leaves

Question 7

Who do you shove off stage during your entrance?

Answer 7

Gretel

Question 8

What do you say when you enter?

Answer 8

somehow I’m poor

Question 9

“the Devil, Enchantress, and Rumpelstiltskin walk in”

Answer 9

ah the Devil, the Enchantress, and a weird guy!

Question 10

Enchantress and Devil: Deal?

Answer 10

Deal

Question 11

Rapunzel: I hate you all cause I’m a teenager.

Answer 11

tough ‘cause I already sold you to the Devil and the Enchantress and the Weird guy!

Question 12

Devil: You can have her as long as you sign this contract.

Enchantress: Fine!

Answer 12

Bye off stage left with Prince