Snow White (Narrator Mode) Flashcards

1
Q

Witch 2: are y’all going to need me anytime soon?

A

Yes. We are starting over right now. Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl. (Points at Quincy) you’re going to be snow white this time.

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Q

Narrator 1: all right then

A

She was the most beautiful girl in the entire Kingdom

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Quincy: you know it!

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But her stepmother was jealous

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Q

Quincy: no, they’re fierce like a chained tiger with ghost pepper stuffed up his-

A

Moving on. And the wicked stepmother went to her room and gazed into her magic mirror

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5
Q

Magic mirror: hey that’s a good idea. You should try that

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Meanwhile, Snow White was only becoming more fierce (Quincy: WORK IT) and just then- it was her stepmother

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6
Q

Sarah: Stepmother
Quincy: Snow White

A

Gesture that they have the roles switched

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7
Q

Prince 2: Not to interrupt but I was just in the neighborhood looking for a girl in a coma to make out with and - whoa! Chick fight!

A

And it was a glorious battle

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8
Q

Prince 2: Go Snow White!

A

A Titanic struggle of good and evil. Purity versus corruption. Until finally.

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9
Q

Sarah: I shall transform myself into a black dragon! ah ha ha ha!

A

No that was in the sleeping beauty movie.

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10
Q

Sarah: I thought we were doing sleeping beauty

A

No this is Snow White

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Quincy: I’m a modern woman. Come on, let’s get married

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And just then.

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12
Q

Quincy: I’ve heard enough! You are lucky enough to become my servants. come with me.

A

And they all lived happily ever after and avoided traditional gender roles. And the seven little dwarfs cooked for them, cleaned the house, and did all that other junk that Snow White was supposed to do in the story. The end

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13
Q

Narrator 1: that was enlightened

A

Thank you EXIT LEFT

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