Snow White

Question 1

Narrator 1: No it’s like copyrighted, we can’t use it. The Mouse will sue us. So the dwarves worked in the mines, they saying their little song, and then one day came home to find-

Answer 1

Run in ENTERS STAGE RIGHT, whines petulantly, collapses

Question 2

Narrator 1: Never heard of it

Answer 2

Question: Are we doing snow white or sleeping beauty?

Question 3

Dwarf 1: She’s Alive!

Answer 3

Why is it that I have to clean and cook for the dwarves? If I’m a princess, shouldn’t they be cooking and cleaning for me?

Question 4

Narrator 2: both of you stop okay? We’re doing a new one, lean Lisa

Answer 4

Never heard of it. Am I beautiful?

Question 5

Narrator 2: you’re lean

Answer 5

Ooh skinny

Question 6

sit and rearange into Lawrence and Lisa

Answer 6

Dear husband, I was thinking

Question 7

Dwarf 1: I’m trying to sleep woman

Answer 7

I’m tired of being poor and hungry. What if we took the cow in the field and tried to get her to have calves? Then we could raise the calves and sell them and we’d have enough money to buy more animals. And then we wouldn’t have to starve anymore.

Question 8

Dwarf 1: that sounds like a lot of work

Answer 8

You’re lazy!

Question 9

Narrator 1: Wow that story is awful.

Answer 9

Can I go back to being sleeping beauty now?

Question 10

Narrator 2: I thought you were supposed to be Snow White

Answer 10

Can anyone really tell the difference? Seriously, they’re the same story

Question 11

Dwarf 1: Lilly. Your dwarf 2. I’m the new narrator.

Answer 11

Am I still snow white?

Question 12

Narrator 1: air hug

Answer 12

Wake up dramatically

Question 13

It was love at first sight

Answer 13

Oh you’re not what I expected

Question 14

Narrator 1: I’m better baby I am the mighty dwarf sloppy and I have rescued you from the evil curse that was -forcing you to sleep for a hundred years. I am your true love

Answer 14

I was just tired, I wasn’t under a curse - (overlapping)um

Question 15

Dwarf 1: this is where you break into song

Answer 15

I don’t know the words

Question 16

Dwarf 1: that’s okay I wrote them down for you

Answer 16

This says I cooked dinner and clean the house and leave the thinking to my husband

Question 17

Dwarf 1: it’s a perfect marriage

Answer 17

This is disgusting! I’m a modern woman!

Question 18

Dwarf 1: Well you’re not going to live happily ever after then!

Answer 18

I’m going to tell the story My way! Throws down the lyrics and stands up