Questions and Responses Flashcards

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She talks to another guy:

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You: “Stop trying to make jealous!” [sarcastic]
You: “Are you cheating on me?”

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She touches you in any way

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You: “Whoa, are your hands clean?”

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She has a similar interest as you:

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Her: “I love golf too!”
You: “That’s so cool! Even if I didn’t slightly consider dating you I’d still hang out with you.”

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She’s staring at you in the bar:

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I know, I know. I look familiar. I’ve heard that one before.

You should talk to me if you’re going to stare at me

Staring contest, Go!

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She opens you:

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You: “Is that your pickup line?”
You: “Did you come over just to flirt with me?”

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Her: “You’re too young for me.” [and she’s also young]

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You: “Girls age faster than guys. Models peak at 17 and are past their prime at 19. You’re 21, meaning you’re way over the hill.”

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Her: “You’re too young for me.” [and she’s older]

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You: “You’re so right, most older women can’t keep up with me but I am a good escort up and down stairs. Let me know when you need me to walk you to your car.” “Well you’re practically a senior citizen. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m an active guy and I’m not sure that you could handle me with your cane and all. I should introduce you to my grandfather.”

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Her: “How tall are you?”

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Are you asking an innocent question to find out something naugty about me? (point down).
If she’s tall:
You: “6’2. But my mom’s only 5’2 and she wants me to date shorter girls.”
If she’s short:
You: “6’2. But my mom’s only 5’2, like you, and she always wants me dating shorter girls, so therefore I date tall girls.”

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Her: “What nationality are you?”

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You: “Native American but don’t be afraid when I act like a savage with you ;) [or whatever you are], but sorry my mom only lets me dates other true red-blooded americans” (she might respond “I am a quarter Native American!” to which you could then get into the boyfriend/girlfriend frame and say “Oh we’re perfect for each other” then to the other friend “Don’t we make a cute couple?” as you hug the original target).

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Her: “I like your shirt/pants”

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You: “Thank you. But just because you like my shirt/pants doesn’t mean they’re coming off.”

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Her: “Where are you from?”

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You: “your innermost fantasy”. “Heaven” “Obviously not the trailer park that you’re from” [only if she’s a 9 or 10 and you already have some attraction]. “Kentucky/Owensboro, but you can’t come home with me. My Mom doesn’t like fast women.”

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Her: “What do you ultimately want to do?”

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You: “Be a stay at home husband. So you better be smart.”

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Her: “What do you do?”

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You: “Why would I spoil the facebook stalking you’re going to conduct later?”

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If she buys you a drink:

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You: “Did you put roofies in my drink?” “Did you spit in my drink? No. Ok, no worries, I just wanted to know if we were going to swap spit now or later.” Or “I don’t need beer goggles to find you attractive.”

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Her: “You’re not drinking anything tonight?”

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You: “No, girls take advantage of me when I drink.”

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Her: “I need a drink”

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You: “I’ll play you a game for who buys first round.” 5 Question bar bet.

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Her: “I have a boyfriend”

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You: “I have a math test tonight.” “What?” Oh, I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on later.” “Who, me? I mean we just met, but okay.” “And I have a goldfish. So what?”

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Her: “How old are you?”

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You: “Is age just a number to you or is it right up there with what car I drive?” “I want you to guess. If you’re within 4 years I’ll buy you a drink.”

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If she’s singing along to the music:

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You: “Who sings this song?”
Her: “……….”
You: “Oh really? You should probably let them sing it.”

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20
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She gives you LMR:

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You: “You’re right, we should stop. I’d rather you think about this all day tomorrow than getting everything you truly want right now.

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21
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She says something you don’t like or opposite your preference:

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You [text]: “We are so broken up? I want my CD’s back.”

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She bumps into something:

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You: “I hope you didn’t hurt the table/chair/my elbow” “Stop thinking about our future, stay with me in the present.”

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She gives you serious attitude:

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You: “I kind of have a thing for feisty girls – we’re so getting married in Vegas tomorrow.”

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She’s unusually young:

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You: “Do your parents know where you are?”

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She spills a drink:

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You: “See this is why we can’t have nice things. We are not buying that new couch you’ve been talking about.”

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Universal Shit Test Response

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“I have no response to that. Can we be normal now?”

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27
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You’re a player.

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“Nah, I’m actually a virgin. I’m saving myself for marriage.” “You’re right. I play hockey, and I love it.”

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28
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Is that the line you say to every girl?

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Yes, I say that to every girl but I should probably stop using it with my cousins.“Yeah, I practiced it on 5,891 girls before you. I wanted to make sure it was just right.” “Wow, you think I’m smooth and popular? I really appreciate that.”

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29
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That’s a weird shirt you’re wearing.

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Hey, hey, stopping looking at my body, my eyes are up here.

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30
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I’m not boring. I’m the coolest person you’ll ever meet. OR another strong complement about herself that says that she’s an alpha female.

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“I like that. It either means you’re incredibly cool or incredibly dangerous. I’m not sure which.”

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31
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Why would I stalk you.

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“Because I plan on remaining a mystery to you and you’re I peg you as a naturally curious person.”

32
Q

What does that even mean?

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“I don’t know, I was just taking a page out of your arrogance playbook.” “Is it hard for you to read between the lines?” “Am I going to have to explain things to you all night?”

33
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Amplify the frame - Shit Test
“Oh, you must pull all the girls with that Prius,”

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“Yeah, I pull all the girls with my Prius.” or “Yeah, girls tell me my Prius is hot.”

34
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Re-frame - Shit Test
“Haha, sorry…I don’t sleep with guys under 6 feet tall.”

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“B-but I’m jacked!” or “B-but I’m rich!” or “B-but I have a huge dick!”

35
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What to say when she starts acting up

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“Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?” - You
“Uh, I don’t have a boyfriend.” - Her
“Well, that’s probably for the best!” - You

36
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Response to when she has a common name like Jessica.

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“So what’s your name?” - You
“Jessica.” - Her
‘Wow! That’s very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?” - You

37
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What to say when she calls you out on something

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“Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute.”

38
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I have a boyfriend response

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“Wow, I’m sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice…” - You

“I can totally relate…I actually have two kids.” - You

So do I, but Mine’s cuter

39
Q

Where are your friends?

A

they didn’t want to come near you, so i bet a martini that i would be talking to you for more than a minute. want a free martini?

40
Q

HB: Is that your best pickup line

A

I was hoping you’d be a challenge! Then give another pickup line.

41
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PUA: Are you guys having fun tonight ?
HB: Was until you turned up LOL

A

Every group has that one friend…then launch into another opener. Later on come back and say : “hey weren’t you the negative girl?

42
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So why are you talking to me ?

A

PUA:Because, I’m tired of getting the good looking girls…
or
PUA: Because I love your mustache..
PUA: Because something tells me you put up an abrasive exterior because you’re afraid of getting close to someone but I’m here to show you that I’m a safe person that won’t break your heart

43
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Where are you friends ?

A

they left. they probably thought that you were coming with us…

44
Q

HB: Stop teasing me

A

PUA: Stop being so easy to tease..

45
Q

Her: “How old are you?”

A

You: “15. My fake is amazing.”

You: “57. I age really well.”

46
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Her: “There are a lot of cute guys here.”

A

You: “Yeah I’d fuck ‘em.”

47
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Her: “I need a drink”

A

You: “Oh so do I, you should get me one too then”

48
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Her: “You’re not drinking anything tonight?”

A

You: “No, girls take advantage of me when I drink.”

49
Q

If she buys you a drink:

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You: “Did you put roofies in my drink?”

You: “Are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?”

50
Q

Her: “What do you do?”

A

You: “I’m a Glorified bum”

I’m a secret agent for the British government. How’s my American accent? (Can use this the rest of the night for excitement).

51
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Her: “What do you ultimately want to do?”

A

You: “Be a stay at home husband. So you better be smart.”

52
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Her: “Where are you from?”

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You: “Obviously not the trailer park that you’re from” [only if she’s a 9 or 10 and you already have some attraction]

You: “McDonalds. I just got off work.”

You: “Santa Monica, but you can’t come home with me. I’m not that easy.”

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Her: “I like your shirt/pants”

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You: thank you, my ex girlfriend bought it for me on Valentine’s Day (sad face then say just kidding)

You can look but just don’t touch.

Thanks, it was made in Indonesia.

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Her: “What nationality are you?”

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You: “Part Native American, [or whatever you are], but sorry my mom only lets me date fellow Indians ” (she might respond “I am a quarter Native American !” to which you could then get into the boyfriend/girlfriend frame and say “Oh we’re perfect for each other” then to the other friend “Don’t we make a cute couple?” as you hug the original target).

Are you trying to do a compatibility match on 23 and me or something? Did you know there’s a 50% off sale on 23 and me? All we have to do is make out and send in one sample of our saliva lol

55
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Her: “How tall are you?”

A

If she’s tall:

You: “6’1. But my mom’s only 5’2 and she wants me dating shorter girls.” Do you think you can make up for it in other ways to win her over?

If she’s short:

You: “6’1 But my mom’s only 5’2, like you, and she always wants me dating shorter girls, so therefore I date tall girls.”

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Her: “You’re too old for me.” [and she’s older]

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You: “You’re right, not many girls are ready for a mature and stable relationship at your age. “

57
Q

Her: “You’re too young for me.” [and she’s also young]

A

You: “Girls age faster than guys. Models peak at 17 and are past their prime at 19. You’re 21, meaning you’re way over the hill.”

58
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She opens you:

A

You: “Is that your pickup line?”

You: “Did you come over just to flirt with me?”

59
Q

She’s staring at you in the bar:

A

You: “You should talk to me if you’re going to stare at me”

Are you about to tell me how familiar I look?

60
Q

She has a similar interest as you:

A

Her: “I love the _______ too!”

You: “That’s so cool! I was about to walk away but you’re convincing me to stay.

That’s awesome! Are we about to become best buds for life?

61
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She touches you in any way

A

You: “Hands off the merchandise.”

You: “Don’t go grabbing like that! This shit ain’t for free.” [better with 9’s and 10’s]

Hey, are we on our way to first base?

Why are you trying to get to first base so quick?

62
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She talks to another guy:

A

You: “Stop trying to make jealous!” [sarcastic]

You: “Are you cheating on me?”

63
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She gives you serious attitude:

A

You: “I kind of have a thing for feisty girls – we’re so getting married in Vegas tomorrow.”

64
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She spills:

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You: “See this is why we can’t have nice things.”

65
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She’s unusually young:

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You: “Do your parents know where you are?”

66
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She bumps into something:

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You: “I hope you didn’t hurt the table/chair/my elbow”

67
Q

She doesn’t return your call:

A

You [tex]:: “Are you playing hard to get?”

You [text]: “Are we broken up? I want my CD’s back.”

68
Q

If she’s singing along to the music:

A

You: “Who sings this song?”

Her: “……….”

You: “Oh really? You should probably let them sing it.”

69
Q

You’re cute

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I’m glad you find me cute, you’re not so bad yourself.

Cute huh? You know what I’d let you do? Take me home and give me a name.

Take her hand and pull her away and say “let’s go get married already!”

70
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She asks what you got to drink

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I got a vodka soda. You can have a sip but you can’t have the whole thing. That’s how it is with me, you can have a taste but you have to work hard for the whole thing.

71
Q

What do you do for a living

A

Tell your story and not just the title.

72
Q

If she asks for your location or something personal

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Are you going to stalk me? No. I’m a little dissapointed.

If yes, pull out your ID and give it to her.

73
Q

“can I ask you somethin”

A

you just did

Only if it’s a deeply personal question about how I feel about you.

If she’s flirting overtly or later stage “only if it’s how many times have I looked at your lips and wanted to pull you in close for a kiss”

74
Q

what’s your birthday?

A

Are you going to figure out my astrological sign to see if we’re meant to be together? “no” but we’re not meant to be”

75
Q

Shit test answer for common questions ; good for 9’s and 10’s

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Of all the questions you could’ve asked that’s what you came up with?