Jokes

Question 1

If you were in a room with 100 dicks, how many would you choke on?

Answer 1

“None” - Must be a pro then.

Question 2

Mitch Hedgberg: maps

Answer 2

I wanna get a map of the world and put it on my wall so that I can put pins in it where I travel to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the corners of the map so it won’t fall down.

Question 3

What are you guys say to girls who have tight vaginas?

Answer 3

“I don’t know” - see I knew you wouldn’t know.

Question 4

Would you rather eat a baby goat or a matterbaby?

Answer 4

“What’s a matterbaby?” Nothing sugar, what’s a matter with you?

Question 5

Charity

Answer 5

I’m a good man, I give 50% of my money to charity, except when she’s not working I give it to Destiny.

Question 6

Nuts

Answer 6

What do you call nuts on a chest. Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on the wall. Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chin. A dick in your mouth

Question 7

Psychic

Answer 7

I went to a psychic once and Knocked on her door and she said who is it? So I left

Question 8

I’m not racist

Answer 8

I’m not racist at all, some of my best friends are black…for Halloween.

Question 9

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls and glitter?

Answer 9

Yeah pretty nuts huh?

Question 10

Schizophrenic

Answer 10

Roses are red violets are blue I’m a schizophrenic and so am I