Panda Audition

Question 1

1. You need to tell me what’s going on
   right now or I am calling the police!

Answer 1

1. What do you mean? You invited us.

Question 2

2. To buy Care Bears.

Answer 2

2. Exactly. For the orgy.

Question 3

3. Right. For the- what?

Answer 3

3. The orgy. The furry orgy. You hit all our code words. Care, Bears, furry, fluffy, delightful…Everyone is stoked. It’s been a while since we had a new host.

Question 4

4. I am not a host!

Nice bathroom. Helen?

Answer 4

4. Dennis? How’ve you been?

Question 5

5. You are both LEAVING RIGHT NOW!

Before I forget. Here’s the cover.
Cover? You pay a cover for the…for this?
Of course!

Answer 5

5. We’re not animals.

Question 6

6. How many guests are coming?

Answer 6

6. (Dozens.) Hundreds.