I have a Convo with oxegen (+ the canoli line)

Question 1

You’re probably just mistaking him for Tom.

Answer 1

It’s the fire poker. Simple mistake.

Question 2

Oh. Yes. That one. I remember writing that it was a bit too cheesy for my taste.

Answer 2

At least she’s honest.

Question 3

But I’m excited about this one! I hope I haven’t missed too much.

Answer 3

You’d be surprised about how much you have and haven’t missed.

Question 4

And, actually, we were hoping you could help us out with that.

Answer 4

How good are you at spotting the villain?

Question 5

Places, everyone!

Answer 5

Drink up Mr… er… You don’t want your tea going cold now do you?

Question 6

Just dandy, er, Gertrude. Care for a round after tea?

Answer 6

Oh, Fredrick! always up for a contest!

Question 7

I think that would be grand. May we watch?

Answer 7

(Says in unison with Sandy) Oh, yes. That does sound exquisite! (Embarrassed)

Question 8

Oh pish posh! That’s a terrible way to think about it. I mean, you really shouldn’t say that, Gertrude… my precious dear little girl. You’re good. You’re really really good. And it’s important that you believe in yourself. I mean, if anyone believes in you it should be your old man, your father, you know? I know you can do it.

Answer 8

(Breaks character to elbow Richard) Get on with it.

Question 9

And that’s exactly how it happened. More or less.

Answer 9

So can you tell us who the killer is, or do we have to wait to read it in tomorrow’s paper? (sees Adele) Oh, my!