How To Stop Being Sad

Question 1

whisper beep boop to yourself repeatedly

Answer 1

Yay not sad!

Question 2

plug nose and say sheep snoop

Answer 2

now you look and sound weird but you’re not sad

Question 3

say bubbles as angrily as you can

Answer 3

The more effort you use the happier you are

Question 4

find the softest shut you own and smash your face in it

Answer 4

forget about everything only softness exists you can’t b sad when all that exists is soft

Question 5

Say boopdedoop in the deepest voice you can manage

Answer 5

Note: for best results do not posses a naturally deep voice

Question 6

Go through these cards and hit perfect mastery on all of them

Answer 6

see now you know things

Question 7

Google search silly drawing prompts go to the first link with a list of 100 and doodle some silly things

Answer 7

who said art needed to be serio us anyway

Question 8

find Ned the flamingo and talk things through

Answer 8

he’s a real great listener