Flags of The World Flashcards
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Wallis and Futuna
Mata-Utu An ass on a wall and Chinese Tuna having their mother scream at the and say I am really mad-a-ut2 (mata-utu)
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Guernsey
St. Peter Port A gurney with large eyes being pushed by a penis with a cardinals hat drinking port
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Burundi
Bujumbura Burrs around a “D” traipsing Through blue jam with a burrs in it.
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Saudi Arabia
Riyadh A D sawing through an Arab Bee while the bee reads junk mail (read ad)
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Japan
Tokyo
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Vanuatu
Port Vila Purchasing two vans (van-A-two-a) from a car sales lot that is a bottle of port with a villa built around it.
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Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic
El-Aaiún Sarah Palin loaning weed (sah-lao-wee) with an “L” in line yawn (L-a-Yuwn)
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Cook Islands
Avarua The a kangaroo with a cooks hat on it wearing a fur coat and cooking a steak on a BBq. The the roo is Sweating it’s bag off complaining about hot cold it is. Avarua ( A fur a)
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Lithuania
Vilnius Paul D (Lithuanian) yelling at a paparazzi saying he’s “filming us” you see an old style film camera that as the paparazzi turns the crank and films “V”’s come out the lens
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Lesotho
Maseru A leather jacket and pants sewing up a Massive Kangaroo (mass a roo) like in an emergency room. The Roo is saying save me doc you gotta save me
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State of Palestine
Ramallah and Gaza (de facto) A palace with a large clock overlooking a RaM with his mall shopping smashing his head into a roll of gauze
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Norway
Oslo A doorway snoring while the Wizard of Oz tries to go through it in slow motion
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Vatican City
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Gambia
Banjul Bees playing monopoly (Gambia) while a band of Jewels circles them singing like Harrikrishnas
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Indonesia
Jakarta A knee in a door pushing a shopping cart and putting “J”’s into it (Jcarta)
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Guyana
Georgetown The “guy” with the yellow hat with ants crawling all over him trying to get them out of his clothes while Curious George tried to help by picking the ants off and eating them.
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Gabon
Libreville A woman talking talking talking (gabbing on) to a bunch of people cornered in a bus stop. The bus comes and they are freed from the shelter and rush past her celebrating (Libreville - freedom)
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San Marino San Marino
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Burma
Naypyidaw A mother burning (burn ma) while Jack Napier (the Joker) tries to smother her with a door to put out the flames (NapierDoor)
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Cyprus
Nicosia A bench press bar with two Sai’s on it as plates being pressed by A Nickel with binoculars and large glasses
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Somalia
Mogadishu A mall of British lawyers (with their wigs) (sue mall) are waiting inside the mall like a bunch of pussies. While a crazy man calls them out outside the mall. Screaming you don’t want to come out “Maa I got Issues”
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Gibraltar On the rock of Gibraltar there’s a rock of Gibraltar
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George Town Cavemen on a small island over crowdedly so when Curious George come out of his cave 10x’s as big and says in a squeaky voice this is my town (Curious George with is out fit torn like a caveman)
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Tajikistan
Dushanbe A T Jack Stand holding up a douching bee
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Paris
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Phnom Penh
Thailand
Thailand
Bangkok
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Turkmenistan
Ashgabat Turk men around a stand watching one of them shag a bat
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Taiwan
Taipei Tying a tie on the number 1. Then the tie paying for the privilege
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Brunei
Bandar Seri Begawan A brown eye drinking sherry with Richard Bandler. Bandler has a massive glass of sherry much bigger then the glass the brown eye has (biggaone)
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Saint Martin
Marigot George RR Martin dressed as a priest going around on a Marrigoround (Marigo) while drunk.
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Nauru
Yaren (de facto) A kangaroo Nairing it body hair as somebody yells YA in his ear. Scared shitless he runs away (Ya-ran)
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Australia
Canberra Crocodile Dundee as a pallbearer but the pall is a can of beer (can-bearer)
Kyrgyzstan
Bishkek Christ tanning while a bishop feeds him cake.
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Lome
V.2 A tow truck is chained to the GO section of a monopoly board and a midget maid is hammering on the gas trying to tow it off. (version 1) A to go tray is being carried by a lil’maid over her head.
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Ghana
Accra A gun firing A’s at an Acura
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French Polynesia
Papeete A French Parrot scratching its head from amnesia holding an Italian father (papa) on a leash as a pet.
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Vietnam
Hanoi An army vet with a Thai die bandana pouring oil on his hands and rubbing it in
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Greenland
Nuuk A patch of green grass and dirt trying to hang it’s jacket up but there is no hook (nu huuk)
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Guam
Hagatna A kid with a lisp chewing gum saying this is good Guam. When he tags a kid he says Hagatna (hi-gotten-ya)
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AMerican Samoa
Pago Pago A sumo wrestler with an American flag loin cloth is fighting two Pagans (picture goats head masks) leaving the ring from his tummy (Pago Pago)
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Cuba
Havana
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Dominican Republic
Santo Domingo Throwing a dominion sign into a garbage can. Santa goes back to his dominos.
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Chile
Valparaiso (legislative) Chile being cooked in a pot. Open a valve on the side of the pot and praise and cheering comes out.
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United States
Washington
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Peru
Lima A rotten crushed pear (pear eeeww) being stepped on by a Lima Bean. The Lima bean looks at his shoe like he just stepped in shit!
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Azerbaijan
Baku A razor in a jam jar being used to eat the Jam by a half lamb half pigeon (baaa-cooo)
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Portugal
Lisbon Porch chewing a gull and spits it into a bin held by Liz.
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Niger
Niamey A jury at night (night jury) passing judgement on my knee sitting next to Me in the accused box.
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Marshall Islands
Majuro Marshal from How I Met Your Mother on an island. He is trying to get off the island but is questioning his options as a tub of margarine is telling him it will row him to mainland
Liberia
Monrovia A beer campaigning (lying beer = Liberia) lying to all of the other beers in the crowd. The crowd become hostile so his chief of staff (a rasta) rows a boat in front of the stage to remove him. (Mon-row-via…. Mon remove ya)
Malaysia
Putrajaya (administrative and judicial A dog malling a map of Asia and its mother saying “put your jacket on” (putrajaya).
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Saint Pierre and Miquelon
St. Pierre George St Pierre and a Nickel on top of a plate being benched by St. Pierre.
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Denmark
Copenhagen A den or lair with basketball shoe mark screeched across it someone is stuffing it with pens. (Pen-hogging)
Kosovo
Pristina An apple core sewing with a bow and proclaiming that the hockey card is now Pristina
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Tanzania
Dodoma (official, legislative) A knee with tanning glasses tanning while a being cradled by a DoDo bird (Dodoma)
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Switzerland
Bern Swiss flag getting a sun burn at the beach
Which flag belongs to which country?
- Ivory Coast
- Ireland
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Bangladesh
Dhaka A dish bangle (leg bracelet) on a beautiful girl laying on a docka
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French Guiana
Cayenne French Guy and Ant the ant blows cayenne pepper in his face and he sneezes continually.
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Slovakia
Bratislava A slow vacuum vacuuming up a slab of bratwurst with cole slaw.
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Federated States of Micronesia
Palikir US Federal Government logo looking at mircofeesh (library catalog system). As it looks through the lens something on the microfeesh reaches up and keys a play button onto the outside of the lens (playkeyer).
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Spain
Madrid A swollen ankle (sprain) being attended to by a mother with dreads
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Comoros
Moroni A row of combs eating macaroni and asking for more
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Swaziland
Lobamba (royal and legislative) A sweaty ass (swass) playing Labamba on a guitar the more it plays the sweatier the ass gets
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Burkina Faso
Ouagadougou (gwa-ga-doo-gu) A burr cleaning and sewing fast (burr cleaning fast sew). Once it is cleaned and its clothes are mended it takes and guacamole gel and styles its hair (gwak-do-gu the gel is called)
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Kazakhstan
Astana Cat tanning its ass with another ass tanning next to it.
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South Sudan
Juba Myself in a lawyers wig eating Jube jubes while riding a lamb.
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Saint Kitts and Nevis
Basseterre A cross kite and a knee kite are being flown with the same sting by a bass that’s teary
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Equatorial Guinea
Malabo A guinea pig carrying a door over its head with a equals sign weighing it down - meeting a bow on the street. The bow chirps the pig and the pig mauls the bow like a pit bull
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Sierra Leone
Freetown A Sierra truck with dealer plates smashing through a fence
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Central African Republic
Bangui A CAR crashed into a “bang gui” in an intersection. Only when the car hits it (like clicking on GUI) does the bank occur.
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Rwanda
Kigali A wand rowing and giggling historically
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Egypt
Cairo
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Trinidad and Tobago
Port of Spain Dynamite (TNT) blowing up a bottle of port with a sprained ankle.
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Bulgaria
Sofia A bull dressed like Sofia Vigaria pumping Sofia
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El Salvador
San Salvador
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Niue
Alofi An E with a red “new” sign on it being stabbed into an “E” shaped loaf of bread.
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Antigua and Barbuda
St. John’s An antique Buddha sitting at the bar. Falls over holding his chest and is attended to by St Johns ambulance
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Bhutan
Thimphu A booby tanning while a thimble shits on it
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Road Town Virgin Mary with Union Jack clad attire blessing a small town on an island with 1000’s of roads leading out of it.
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Iceland
Reykjavik An island of ice being vacuumed by a razor
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United Kingdom
London
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Turkey
Ankara Turkey Driving a bunch of ants around in a car. Ants are crawling everywhere. It’s digesting.
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New Zealand
Wellington Z with a “New” sticker on it on an island when a massive Wellington boot stamps down on it crushing it
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Cotonou (de facto) Big Ben entering a coat with its price tag still on (coat-o-new)
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Ethiopia
Addis Ababa A Lamb in huge Adidas sneakers funneling a Frutopia
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Armenia
Yerevan Wrestlemania of arms wrestling each other while a van drive around the ring throwing euros into it
Macedonia
Skopje Massive dough knee gargling with scope and checking his terrible breath.
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Malta
Valletta Malt liquor smashing on the side of the road after being thrown from a car be a valet
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Papua New Guinea
Port Moresby Italian pizza making father (Papa) holding a guinea pigs with a New Ribbon around its neck chugs a bottle of port while shopping for suits
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Saint Lucia
Castries Luke Sky Walker in his Jedi outfit with a priests staff and hat castrating trees.
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Croatia
Zagreb A crowbar trying to pry up Asia. when it is pried up Zack from Saved By The Bell runs by and grabs it (Zack-grab)
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Kiribati
Tarawa Atoll A curried bat tearing a wall at a toll both
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Liechtenstein
Vaduz A stein with a tongue licking a chin created on the side of it gets thrown to a vat of dudes
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Canada
Ottawa
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Somaliland
Hargeisa A bunch of pirates on a boat with guns shooting guns a flock of diamond geese (Hargeisa - Hard Geese)
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Uruguay
Montevideo An Urn egging a Video Mountain.