Countries - Capitals Flashcards

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United Arab Emirates

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Abu Dhabi A ghost sneezing dabbing stains off of a group of bees.

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Nigeria

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Abuja A cafeteria at night under the moon with a blue jaw going through the line getting food and complaining about the quality.

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Ghana

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Accra A gun firing A’s at an Acura

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Pitcairn Islands

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Adamstown A pit with a care bear stare coming out of it and over the dumb that surrounds the island.

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Ethiopia

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Addis Ababa A Lamb in huge Adidas sneakers funneling a Frutopia

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Algeria

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Algiers Al Bundy saying I can’t hear ya And Al Bundy saying cheers with a beer and breaking the glass

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Niue

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Alofi An E with a red “new” sign on it being stabbed into an “E” shaped loaf of bread.

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Jordan

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Amman Michael Jordan standing with A Rastafarian

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Netherlands

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Amsterdam

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Andorra

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Andorra la Vella Ant Dorra with a Bella

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Turkey

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Ankara Turkey Driving a bunch of ants around in a car. Ants are crawling everywhere. It’s digesting.

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Madagascar

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Antananarivo A madman in a gas car spraying gas on an Ant tanning at Arrivals

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Samoa

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Apia Sumo wrestler eating peas

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Turkmenistan

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Ashgabat Turk men around a stand watching one of them shag a bat

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Eritrea

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Asmara An ear tree with Mara sitting next to it ashing a cigarette

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Kazakhstan

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Astana Cat tanning its ass with another ass tanning next to it.

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Paraguay

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Asuncion A pear egging the face of a soldier standing at attention (Asuncion)

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Greece

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Athens

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Cook Islands

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Avarua The a kangaroo with a cooks hat on it wearing a fur coat and cooking a steak on a BBq. The the roo is Sweating it’s bag off complaining about hot cold it is. Avarua ( A fur a)

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Iraq

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Baghdad

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Azerbaijan

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Baku A razor in a jam jar being used to eat the Jam by a half lamb half pigeon (baaa-cooo)

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Mali

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Bamako A maxi with a vest of coke bombs strapped to it. The dress is threatening to pull the pin and blow everything up.

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Brunei

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Bandar Seri Begawan A brown eye drinking sherry with Richard Bandler. Bandler has a massive glass of sherry much bigger then the glass the brown eye has (biggaone)

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Thailand

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Bangkok

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Central African Republic

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Bangui A CAR crashed into a “bang gui” in an intersection. Only when the car hits it (like clicking on GUI) does the bank occur.

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Gambia

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Banjul Bees playing monopoly (Gambia) while a band of Jewels circles them singing like Harrikrishnas

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Saint Kitts and Nevis

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Basseterre A cross kite and a knee kite are being flown with the same sting by a bass that’s teary

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China

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Beijing A tea cup that someone is turning the level knob up and down on causing it to be more or less beige

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Lebanon

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Beirut Lemon Naan bread being gobbled down by a Root carrying a Bay bag

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Serbia

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Belgrade A beer being knighted by a Bell with an F - on it.

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Belize

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Belmopan A bell laying in a hammock will frying a pack of Belmont’s in a pan.

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32
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Germany

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Berlin

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Switzerland

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Bern Swiss flag getting a sun burn at the beach

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Kyrgyzstan

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Bishkek Christ tanning while a bishop feeds him cake.

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Guinea-Bissau

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Bissau Guinea-Bissau A bass dressed like doctor Who drinking Guinness. He chugs the Guinness down and then there is just the Bass Who left.

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Colombia

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Bogota A cup of Colombian coffee being poured over a Pagoda melting it and all the people inside running out screaming.

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Brazil

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Brasilia Bra on a window sill and a bra jumping up and down next to it saying Yaaaa

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Slovakia

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Bratislava A slow vacuum vacuuming up a slab of bratwurst with cole slaw.

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Republic of the Congo

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Brazzaville Conga player jamming on the Conga. While a bunch of girls take their bras off (Bra’sOffVille)

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Barbados

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Bridgetown Bar with bay doors out side the bay doors it is raining bridges. They are piling up outside.

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Belgium

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Brussels Chocolate vegetables with Chocolate Brussel Sprouts as the featured vegetable

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Romania

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Bucharest A man rowing explaining YA!!!! when his boat reaches the shore he immediately pays a dollar to be tucked into bed right there. Buck-a-rest (Bucharest).

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Hungary

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Budapest A rate Buddha in your cupboard eating all of your food and meditating. BuddhaPest

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Argentina

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Buenos Aires Agent Tina (FBI)

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Burundi

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Bujumbura Burrs around a “D” traipsing Through blue jam with a burrs in it.

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Egypt

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Cairo

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Australia

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Canberra Crocodile Dundee as a pallbearer but the pall is a can of beer (can-bearer)

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Venezuela

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Caracas A van in a well that has a case of cars dropped on it (car-case)

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Saint Lucia

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Castries Luke Sky Walker in his Jedi outfit with a priests staff and hat castrating trees.

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French Guiana

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Cayenne French Guy and Ant the ant blows cayenne pepper in his face and he sneezes continually.

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United States Virgin Islands

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Charlotte Amalie The Virgin Mary on an island looking down on a spider Emily crawling around a web.

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Moldova

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Chisinau A mall dove diving to kiss an elf (Kishinev)

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Turks and Caicos Islands

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Cockburn Town Turks baking Cake “O”’s and burning their cocks on the oven

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Guinea

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Conakry A guinea pig being held by a con crying hi eyes out

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Denmark

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Copenhagen A den or lair with basketball shoe mark screeched across it someone is stuffing it with pens. (Pen-hogging)

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Senegal

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Dakar Sending a Seagull that crashes into da car and explodes

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Syria

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Damascus Siri reaching out of an iPhone and ripping masks off of costume wearing trick or treaters

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Bangladesh

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Dhaka A dish bangle (leg bracelet) on a beautiful girl laying on a docka

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East Timor (Timor-Leste)

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Dili An over flowing cup of tea (still continuing to be poured into the cup) being stirred with a dill pickle by Dilly.

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Djibouti

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Djibouti

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Tanzania

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Dodoma (official, legislative) A knee with tanning glasses tanning while a being cradled by a DoDo bird (Dodoma)

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Qatar

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Doha A quarter flipping a coin shaped Dora with its thumb.

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Isle of Man

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Douglas An island of overflowing with Michael Douglas’s

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Ireland

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Dublin

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Tajikistan

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Dushanbe A T Jack Stand holding up a douching bee

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Tristan da Cunha

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Edinburgh of the Seven Seas

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Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic [c]

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El Aaiun (declared) An ecstasy shawarma being cut by El Oweeen Danny DeVito (throw mamma) with a Mexican hat

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Akrotiri and Dhekelia

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Episkopi Cantonment Acrobat teary eyed has decal’d (Decal-ya) pills (stamped with “A”’s) all over a telescope cannon that fires mint

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Christmas Island

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Flying Fish Cove A Christmas tree on a small island with fish flying from a cove over the tree and into the water

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Sierra Leone

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Freetown A Sierra truck with dealer plates smashing through a fence

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Tuvalu

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Funafuti Picture the celebration shadow group jump but a group of fruit. They are doing the jump from Value Mart to Value Mart (beaches to Gerrard)

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Botswana

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Gaborone Robot swan fighting a gay boar gebronie (Italian like Roccy)

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Cayman Islands

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George Town Cavemen on a small island over crowdedly so when Curious George come out of his cave 10x’s as big and says in a squeaky voice this is my town (Curious George with is out fit torn like a caveman)

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Ascension Island

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Georgetown An island of army men standing at attention with curious George booming his feet together to stand at attention

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Guyana

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Georgetown The “guy” with the yellow hat with ants crawling all over him trying to get them out of his clothes while Curious George tried to help by picking the ants off and eating them.

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Gibraltar

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Gibraltar On the rock of Gibraltar there’s a rock of Gibraltar

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Guatemala

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Guatemala City

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Saint Barthelemy

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Gustavia A saint barfing all over me while I try to protect my goose on the stove

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Guam

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Hagatna A kid with a lisp chewing gum saying this is good Guam. When he tags a kid he says Hagatna (hi-gotten-ya)

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Bermuda

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Hamilton A barracuda jumping out of the water and eating the hamilton tiger cats logo.

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Easter Island

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Hanga Roa Easter Island statue all hanging from the gallows by a noose. Hanga Roa

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Vietnam

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Hanoi An army vet with a Thai die bandana pouring oil on his hands and rubbing it in

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Zimbabwe

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Harare Zima bottle bobber. Every time the bottle surfaces a bunch of Canadian Mounties say Hara Eh!

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Somaliland

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Hargeisa A bunch of pirates on a boat with guns shooting guns a flock of diamond geese (Hargeisa - Hard Geese)

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Cuba

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Havana

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Finland

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Helsinki A bunch of sharks fins swimming around the land while the devil sinks into it while the Sharks wait in frenzy for him

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Solomon Islands

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Honiara Man standing in the middle of the dance floor not dancing alone while the a circle of dancers form around him. While a gust of wind blows between couple dancing trying to pick up women (horny air)

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Pakistan

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Islamabad A pack (backpack) is tanning while giving a Muslim a spanking (Islam is bad…. Sorry don’t think this, it’s just what fits for memory :-)

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Indonesia

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Jakarta A knee in a door pushing a shopping cart and putting “J”’s into it (Jcarta)

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Saint Helena

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Jamestown A melon dressed like a priest putting on a James Jacket

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Israel

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Jerusalem (declared, de facto)

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State of Palestine

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Ramallah and Gaza (de facto) A palace with a large clock overlooking a RaM with his mall shopping smashing his head into a roll of gauze

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South Sudan

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Juba Myself in a lawyers wig eating Jube jubes while riding a lamb.

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Afghanistan

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Kabul An afghan being waved in front of a CrowBull

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Uganda

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Kampala A finger pointing at the pale fat kid saying wow u-gainda lot of weight. The fat kid says I wanted to go to fat camp not the camp for pale kids.

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Nepal

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Kathmandu A cat man drinking mountain due from a nipple

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Sudan

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Khartoum Me dressed as a lawyer being put into a shopping cart toum

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Ukraine

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Kiev A U crane lifting a very heavy Key (key heavy Kiev)

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Rwanda

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Kigali A wand rowing and giggling historically

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South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

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King Edward Point A peach sandwich being eaten by King Edward as he points at girls in the room.

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Jamaica

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Kingston

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Norfolk Island

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Kingston An island of spoons and knives with a kings crown hanging from the tallest knife (no fork)

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Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

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Kingstown Vincent Van Gough dressed as a priest throwing a large jar of grenadine cherries into a crowd of Kings on an island and soaking them with sticky sirup.

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Democratic Republic of the Congo

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Kinshasa Conga drum voting - while eating kimchee coleslaw off of a saw

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Malaysia

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Putrajaya (administrative and judicial A dog malling a map of Asia and its mother saying “put your jacket on” (putrajaya).

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Kuwait

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Kuwait City

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Gabon

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Libreville A woman talking talking talking (gabbing on) to a bunch of people cornered in a bus stop. The bus comes and they are freed from the shelter and rush past her celebrating (Libreville - freedom)

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Malawi

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Lilongwe Mallala playing wii with a Lilly smoking weed

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Peru

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Lima A rotten crushed pear (pear eeeww) being stepped on by a Lima Bean. The Lima bean looks at his shoe like he just stepped in shit!

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Portugal

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Lisbon Porch chewing a gull and spits it into a bin held by Liz.

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Slovenia

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Ljubljana A vein running in slow motion while a tub of Vaseline watches bored to tear yawning (lub-Li-yawna

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Togo

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Lome V.2 A tow truck is chained to the GO section of a monopoly board and a midget maid is hammering on the gas trying to tow it off. (version 1) A to go tray is being carried by a lil’maid over her head.

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United Kingdom

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London

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Angola

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Luanda An ant kicking a soccer ball into a net for a goal and then it’s celebration is pull out a wand and magically produce a British toilet.

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Zambia

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Lusaka A jam jar filled with bees being opened by an old sock with loose elastic.

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Luxembourg

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Luxembourg

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Spain

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Madrid A swollen ankle (sprain) being attended to by a mother with dreads

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Marshall Islands

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Majuro Marshal from How I Met Your Mother on an island. He is trying to get off the island but is questioning his options as a tub of margarine is telling him it will row him to mainland

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Equatorial Guinea

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Malabo A guinea pig carrying a door over its head with a equals sign weighing it down - meeting a bow on the street. The bow chirps the pig and the pig mauls the bow like a pit bull

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Maldives

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Male Someone diving off of the eaton centre while security says you can’t leave the mall like that (Mall Leave)

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Nicaragua

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Managua Nickels in a car drinking water hitting a man crossing the crosswalk jerking off. This hit causes him to finish all over the nickels in the car and say ahhhhh. man-goo-a

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Bahrain

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Manama Raining lambs (ba ba’s) down on a man carrying his mother (man&Ma)

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Philippines

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Manila Phil Kesseles on the pine trees of a forest and a large man puking on them (man-ill-a)

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Mozambique

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Maputo A lawn mower with beaks as the blades mowing a jam lawn runs over a mans foot. The man hops up and down yelling “Ma Poor Toe”

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Saint Martin

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Marigot George RR Martin dressed as a priest going around on a Marrigoround (Marigo) while drunk.

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Lesotho

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Maseru A leather jacket and pants sewing up a Massive Kangaroo (mass a roo) like in an emergency room. The Roo is saying save me doc you gotta save me

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Wallis and Futuna

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Mata-Utu An ass on a wall and Chinese Tuna having their mother scream at the and say I am really mad-a-ut2 (mata-utu)

128
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Swaziland

A

Lobamba (royal and legislative) A sweaty ass (swass) playing Labamba on a guitar the more it plays the sweatier the ass gets

129
Q

Mexico

A

Mexico City

130
Q

Belarus

A

Minsk A kangaroo ringing a bell for the porter to bring him a minsk meat pie

131
Q

Somalia

A

Mogadishu A mall of British lawyers (with their wigs) (sue mall) are waiting inside the mall like a bunch of pussies. While a crazy man calls them out outside the mall. Screaming you don’t want to come out “Maa I got Issues”

132
Q

Monaco

A

Monaco A Rasta drinking a coke then putting in his massive monocle

133
Q

Liberia

A

Monrovia A beer campaigning (lying beer = Liberia) lying to all of the other beers in the crowd. The crowd become hostile so his chief of staff (a rasta) rows a boat in front of the stage to remove him. (Mon-row-via…. Mon remove ya)

134
Q

Uruguay

A

Montevideo An Urn egging a Video Mountain.

135
Q

Comoros

A

Moroni A row of combs eating macaroni and asking for more

136
Q

Russia

A

Moscow

137
Q

Oman

A

Muscat A muscle bound letter O jumping up and down screaming like a girl who’s seen a mouse but when you see why it’s scared you understand. He is facing off with a Muscular Cat

138
Q

Kenya

A

Nairobi Ken yawning while nairing his hair in a robe

139
Q

Bahamas

A

Nassau A bunch of mother lambs (ma) lambs (ba) laughing (ha) piña coladas watching spaceships launch all around them. Smoke everywhere

140
Q

Burma

A

Naypyidaw A mother burning (burn ma) while Jack Napier (the Joker) tries to smother her with a door to put out the flames (NapierDoor)

141
Q

Chad

A

N’Djamena A chipping radiator (Chad) is being stuff with men by the letter “N”. the men stuffed in the radiator is probably the reason why it is chipping.

142
Q

India

A

New Delhi

143
Q

Palau

A

Ngerulmud A plow mud wrestling girls in Mud (Palau’s capital is in-girl-mud)

144
Q

Niger

A

Niamey A jury at night (night jury) passing judgement on my knee sitting next to Me in the accused box.

145
Q

Cyprus

A

Nicosia A bench press bar with two Sai’s on it as plates being pressed by A Nickel with binoculars and large glasses

146
Q

Northern Cyprus

A

Nicosia A bench press bar with two Sai’s on it as plates being pressed by A Nickel with binoculars and large glasses

147
Q

Mauritania

A

Nouakchott A writer writing page after page and throwing the completed pages onto a pile of other completed pages (more-written-ya). As a thought bubble above him depicts the scene from his memory of Noah being shot (Noah shot)

148
Q

New Caledonia

A

Noumea A freshly baked Calzone with a “New” logo on it and a Bouchette of fresh may flowers (New May) are making out in the pizza shop

149
Q

Tonga

A

Nuku’alofa V.2 A one ton ball of Gauze falling onto a loaf of bread baked in the shape of a nickel. The loaf appears to be crushed but eventually it disentangles itself from under the ton gauze ball. V.1 A one ton ball filled with gauze instead of solid iron. Buying a loaf of bread for a nickel

150
Q

Greenland

A

Nuuk A patch of green grass and dirt trying to hang it’s jacket up but there is no hook (nu huuk)

151
Q

Aruba

A

Oranjestad A half Kangaroo and half lamb in scuba gear being pulled out of the water the life safer is asking for Oranges Stat!

152
Q

Norway

A

Oslo A doorway snoring while the Wizard of Oz tries to go through it in slow motion

153
Q

Canada

A

Ottawa

154
Q

Burkina Faso

A

Ouagadougou (gwa-ga-doo-gu) A burr cleaning and sewing fast (burr cleaning fast sew). Once it is cleaned and its clothes are mended it takes and guacamole gel and styles its hair (gwak-do-gu the gel is called)

155
Q

American Samoa

A

Pago Pago A sumo wrestler with an American flag loin cloth is fighting two Pagans (picture goats head masks) leaving the ring from his tummy (Pago Pago)

156
Q

Federated States of Micronesia

A

Palikir US Federal Government logo looking at mircofeesh (library catalog system). As it looks through the lens something on the microfeesh reaches up and keys a play button onto the outside of the lens (playkeyer).

157
Q

Panama

A

Panama City

158
Q

French Polynesia

A

Papeete A French Parrot scratching its head from amnesia holding an Italian father (papa) on a leash as a pet.

159
Q

Suriname

A

Paramaribo An iPhone announcing itself as Siri (Suriname) To a pair of drinking and merry bows (a pair of merry bows)

160
Q

France

A

Paris

161
Q

Sint Maarten

A

Philipsburg George RR Martin with a halo and a Dutch hat sitting on a iceberg shaped like an electric shaving

162
Q

Cambodia

A

Phnom Penh

163
Q

Montserrat

A

Brades Estate (de facto) A rat in armour running three card Monty (Monty Sir Rat) and stealing a bottle of wine with braids’s money (Braid Estates Wine)

164
Q

Montenegro

A

Cetinje (seat of the President) A mountain of knees that’s growing every minute is they are being thrown there from a film set. The prop master is trying to use them as hinges for some reason. (SetHinge)

165
Q

Mauritius

A

Port Louis A child with many mosquito bits continues to get bitten (more itches) is given a bottle of port with Luis Lit on the side of it to shut the fuck up and stop complaining

166
Q

Papua New Guinea

A

Port Moresby Italian pizza making father (Papa) holding a guinea pigs with a New Ribbon around its neck chugs a bottle of port while shopping for suits

167
Q

Vanuatu

A

Port Vila Purchasing two vans (van-A-two-a) from a car sales lot that is a bottle of port with a villa built around it.

168
Q

Haiti

A

Port-au-Prince A prince drinking a tea throwing the cup down saying I hate tea. Then grabbing a bottle of port and drinking it.

169
Q

Trinidad and Tobago

A

Port of Spain Dynamite (TNT) blowing up a bottle of port with a sprained ankle.

170
Q

Benin

A

Cotonou (de facto) Big Ben entering a coat with its price tag still on (coat-o-new)

171
Q

Czech Republic

A

Prague A check mark listening to the letter P brag uncontrollably and rolling it’s eyes with boredom.

172
Q

Cape Verde

A

Praia A green Cape getting down on its knees and praying

173
Q

South Africa

A

Cape Town (legislative)

174
Q

Kosovo

A

Pristina An apple core sewing with a bow and proclaiming that the hockey card is now Pristina

175
Q

North Korea

A

Pyongyang

176
Q

Ecuador

A

Quito A door with a equals sign bringing towed by a key (keytow)

177
Q

Morocco

A

Rabat Rocks being over loaded into a bin (more rock load = morocco). They are dropped by a rabbit bat (Rabat)

178
Q

Iceland

A

Reykjavik An island of ice being vacuumed by a razor

179
Q

Latvia

A

Rig A massive bodybuilder with a back that has Lats forming a V (Latvia) doing bent over rows on an oil rig

180
Q

Saudi Arabia

A

Riyadh A D sawing through an Arab Bee while the bee reads junk mail (read ad)

181
Q

British Virgin Islands

A

Road Town Virgin Mary with Union Jack clad attire blessing a small town on an island with 1000’s of roads leading out of it.

182
Q

Italy

A

Rome

183
Q

Dominica

A

Roseau A crow at Dominion buying a roses shaped like O’s (roseO)

184
Q

Northern Mariana Islands

A

Saipan A Marionette being controlled over an island while it bangs a pan with a Sai

185
Q

Costa Rica

A

San Jose A stinky Costa coffee (costa reekA) is so stinky the fire department is hosing it down with sand

186
Q

Puerto Rico

A

San Juan A stinky porter is magically unstunk by wizard who’s wand sprinkles sand on him

187
Q

San Marino

A

San Marino

188
Q

El Salvador

A

San Salvador

189
Q

Yemen

A

Sana’a Santa saying Yeah man

190
Q

Chile

A

Valparaiso (legislative) Chile being cooked in a pot. Open a valve on the side of the pot and praise and cheering comes out.

191
Q

Dominican Republic

A

Santo Domingo Throwing a dominion sign into a garbage can. Santa goes back to his dominos.

192
Q

Sao Tome and Principe

A

Sao Tome A prince is paying to seal a toom money is not accepted and the toom is just sealed

193
Q

Bosnia and Herzegovina

A

Sarajevo A mafia boss knee driving a hertz rent a car and throwing Sara Lee cupcakes at Jevcos offices

194
Q

South Korea

A

Seoul

195
Q

Singapore

A

Singapore

196
Q

Macedonia

A

Skopje Massive dough knee gargling with scope and checking his terrible breath.

197
Q

Bulgaria

A

Sofia A bull dressed like Sofia Vigaria pumping Sofia

198
Q

Sri Lanka

A

Colombo (former capital; has some government offices) Siri… Thank ya. Says Columbo google for a case.

199
Q

Grenada

A

St. George’s A grenade being thrown by Curious George at the house of the man with the yellow hat.

200
Q

Jersey

A

St. Helier A hockey jersey doing a “Helli Air” ski jump.

201
Q

Antigua and Barbuda

A

St. John’s An antique Buddha sitting at the bar. Falls over holding his chest and is attended to by St Johns ambulance

202
Q

Guernsey

A

St. Peter Port A gurney with large eyes being pushed by a penis with a cardinals hat drinking port

203
Q

Saint Pierre and Miquelon

A

St. Pierre George St Pierre and a Nickel on top of a plate being benched by St. Pierre.

204
Q

Falkland Islands

A

Stanley A hawk landing on an F and is presented with the Stanley Cup

205
Q

Nagorno-Karabakh Republic

A

Stepanakert

206
Q

Sweden

A

Stockholm

207
Q

Bolivia

A

La Paz (administrative) A bow crawling out of a grave says “I got a pass”.

208
Q

Abkhazia

A

Sukhumi Abs running after a boob. The abs catch the boob “abs-caught-ya). The boobs says “Suckl-me”

209
Q

Fiji

A

Suva The letter G paying money and complaining (fee G) and threatening to sue ya

210
Q

Taiwan

A

Taipei Tying a tie on the number 1. Then the tie paying for the privilege

211
Q

Estonia

A

Tallinn A stone saying ya then getting run over by an eagle talon

212
Q

Kiribati

A

Tarawa Atoll A curried bat tearing a wall at a toll both

213
Q

Uzbekistan

A

Tashkent Puss oozing from Becks Can that is being drunken by Clark Kent in a trash can

214
Q

Georgia

A

Kutaisi (legislative A Georgia Peach flagging down a pigeon taxi that is Cooing

215
Q

Honduras

A

Tegucigalpa Honda with a dirty ass backs up into a goose staring at a big gulp with binoculars

216
Q

Iran

A

Tehran An “I” running in a race with a “T” running after him

217
Q

Bhutan

A

Thimphu A booby tanning while a thimble shits on it

218
Q

Albania

A

Tirana A security guard yelling I’ll ban ya

219
Q

Transnistria

A

Tiraspol A transforming tree with knee ornaments on it transforms into the robot version of itself to tear open a bulls ass

220
Q

Japan

A

Tokyo

221
Q

Faroe Islands

A

Torshavn A Pharaoh tearing his skin shaving

222
Q

Libya

A

Tripoli A lippy bee hits a triple and then leaves

223
Q

South Ossetia

A

Tskhinvali A sea shell (Ossetia) Skiing in Valley

224
Q

Tunisia

A

Tunis A tuna with big eyes and binoculars looking out over the water seeing 2 knees stranded

225
Q

Mongolia

A

Ulaanbaatar A Mongol warrior falling from the sky and landing on a batter (Ulaanbaatar)

226
Q

Liechtenstein

A

Vaduz A stein with a tongue licking a chin created on the side of it gets thrown to a vat of dudes

227
Q

Malta

A

Valletta Malt liquor smashing on the side of the road after being thrown from a car be a valet

228
Q

Anguilla

A

The Valley An angled grill grilling a valley

229
Q

Vatican City

A

Vatican City

230
Q

Seychelles

A

Victoria Gun pointed to a shells head the gun man is yelling at the shell to “say shells” “say shells” While Queen Victoria pleads with the gunman not to injure the shell

231
Q

Austria

A

Vienna Ostriches in a tree eating Vienna sausages that someone is serving to them

232
Q

Laos

A

Vientiane An L mouse is having trouble with ants he unscrews a vent so that tea comes rushing out and drowns the ant (vent-tea-ant)

233
Q

Lithuania

A

Vilnius Paul D (Lithuanian) yelling at a paparazzi saying he’s “filming us” you see an old style film camera that as the paparazzi turns the crank and films “V”’s come out the lens

234
Q

Poland

A

Warsaw

235
Q

United States

A

Washington

236
Q

New Zealand

A

Wellington Z with a “New” sticker on it on an island when a massive Wellington boot stamps down on it crushing it

237
Q

Cocos (Keeling) Islands

A

West Island Coco-be-ware sitting on an Island watching West Wing

238
Q

Curacao

A

Willemstad A pig (soaw) curing while William Dafoe lays sod around it

239
Q

Namibia

A

Windhoek A boy telling someone he wants them to name is bee when the wind blows a hook through the bee carrying it away

240
Q

Ivory Coast

A

Abidjan (former capital; still has many government offices) A coast made of ivory holding an auction. One of the bidders holds up their hand and bids some Jam (A-bid-jam)

241
Q

Cameroon

A

Yaounde a hound who is cheering for the sun rise (ya-hound-day) drops his camera and lands on it crushing it (camera ruined).

242
Q

Nauru

A

Yaren (de facto) A kangaroo Nairing it body hair as somebody yells YA in his ear. Scared shitless he runs away (Ya-ran)

243
Q

Armenia

A

Yerevan Wrestlemania of arms wrestling each other while a van drive around the ring throwing euros into it

244
Q

Croatia

A

Zagreb A crowbar trying to pry up Asia. when it is pried up Zack from Saved By The Bell runs by and grabs it (Zack-grab)

245
Q

Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic

A

El-Aaiún Sarah Palin loaning weed (sah-lao-wee) with an “L” in line yawn (L-a-Yuwn)

246
Q

What is the difference between Somalia and Somaliland?

A

Somaliland, is the northern part of today’s Somalia. It was originall a British colony, until the whole of Somalia became a country. Somaliland refused to join, and wanted to be recognized as a seperate country. No other country recognizes Somaliland’s existence. Thusly, Somaliland is not a real nation.