Countries - Capitals Flashcards
United Arab Emirates
Abu Dhabi A ghost sneezing dabbing stains off of a group of bees.
Nigeria
Abuja A cafeteria at night under the moon with a blue jaw going through the line getting food and complaining about the quality.
Ghana
Accra A gun firing A’s at an Acura
Pitcairn Islands
Adamstown A pit with a care bear stare coming out of it and over the dumb that surrounds the island.
Ethiopia
Addis Ababa A Lamb in huge Adidas sneakers funneling a Frutopia
Algeria
Algiers Al Bundy saying I can’t hear ya And Al Bundy saying cheers with a beer and breaking the glass
Niue
Alofi An E with a red “new” sign on it being stabbed into an “E” shaped loaf of bread.
Jordan
Amman Michael Jordan standing with A Rastafarian
Netherlands
Amsterdam
Andorra
Andorra la Vella Ant Dorra with a Bella
Turkey
Ankara Turkey Driving a bunch of ants around in a car. Ants are crawling everywhere. It’s digesting.
Madagascar
Antananarivo A madman in a gas car spraying gas on an Ant tanning at Arrivals
Samoa
Apia Sumo wrestler eating peas
Turkmenistan
Ashgabat Turk men around a stand watching one of them shag a bat
Eritrea
Asmara An ear tree with Mara sitting next to it ashing a cigarette
Kazakhstan
Astana Cat tanning its ass with another ass tanning next to it.
Paraguay
Asuncion A pear egging the face of a soldier standing at attention (Asuncion)
Greece
Athens
Cook Islands
Avarua The a kangaroo with a cooks hat on it wearing a fur coat and cooking a steak on a BBq. The the roo is Sweating it’s bag off complaining about hot cold it is. Avarua ( A fur a)
Iraq
Baghdad
Azerbaijan
Baku A razor in a jam jar being used to eat the Jam by a half lamb half pigeon (baaa-cooo)
Mali
Bamako A maxi with a vest of coke bombs strapped to it. The dress is threatening to pull the pin and blow everything up.
Brunei
Bandar Seri Begawan A brown eye drinking sherry with Richard Bandler. Bandler has a massive glass of sherry much bigger then the glass the brown eye has (biggaone)
Thailand
Bangkok
Central African Republic
Bangui A CAR crashed into a “bang gui” in an intersection. Only when the car hits it (like clicking on GUI) does the bank occur.
Gambia
Banjul Bees playing monopoly (Gambia) while a band of Jewels circles them singing like Harrikrishnas
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Basseterre A cross kite and a knee kite are being flown with the same sting by a bass that’s teary
China
Beijing A tea cup that someone is turning the level knob up and down on causing it to be more or less beige
Lebanon
Beirut Lemon Naan bread being gobbled down by a Root carrying a Bay bag
Serbia
Belgrade A beer being knighted by a Bell with an F - on it.
Belize
Belmopan A bell laying in a hammock will frying a pack of Belmont’s in a pan.
Germany
Berlin
Switzerland
Bern Swiss flag getting a sun burn at the beach
Kyrgyzstan
Bishkek Christ tanning while a bishop feeds him cake.
Guinea-Bissau
Bissau Guinea-Bissau A bass dressed like doctor Who drinking Guinness. He chugs the Guinness down and then there is just the Bass Who left.
Colombia
Bogota A cup of Colombian coffee being poured over a Pagoda melting it and all the people inside running out screaming.
Brazil
Brasilia Bra on a window sill and a bra jumping up and down next to it saying Yaaaa
Slovakia
Bratislava A slow vacuum vacuuming up a slab of bratwurst with cole slaw.
Republic of the Congo
Brazzaville Conga player jamming on the Conga. While a bunch of girls take their bras off (Bra’sOffVille)
Barbados
Bridgetown Bar with bay doors out side the bay doors it is raining bridges. They are piling up outside.
Belgium
Brussels Chocolate vegetables with Chocolate Brussel Sprouts as the featured vegetable
Romania
Bucharest A man rowing explaining YA!!!! when his boat reaches the shore he immediately pays a dollar to be tucked into bed right there. Buck-a-rest (Bucharest).
Hungary
Budapest A rate Buddha in your cupboard eating all of your food and meditating. BuddhaPest
Argentina
Buenos Aires Agent Tina (FBI)
Burundi
Bujumbura Burrs around a “D” traipsing Through blue jam with a burrs in it.
Egypt
Cairo
Australia
Canberra Crocodile Dundee as a pallbearer but the pall is a can of beer (can-bearer)
Venezuela
Caracas A van in a well that has a case of cars dropped on it (car-case)
Saint Lucia
Castries Luke Sky Walker in his Jedi outfit with a priests staff and hat castrating trees.
French Guiana
Cayenne French Guy and Ant the ant blows cayenne pepper in his face and he sneezes continually.
United States Virgin Islands
Charlotte Amalie The Virgin Mary on an island looking down on a spider Emily crawling around a web.
Moldova
Chisinau A mall dove diving to kiss an elf (Kishinev)
Turks and Caicos Islands
Cockburn Town Turks baking Cake “O”’s and burning their cocks on the oven
Guinea
Conakry A guinea pig being held by a con crying hi eyes out
Denmark
Copenhagen A den or lair with basketball shoe mark screeched across it someone is stuffing it with pens. (Pen-hogging)
Senegal
Dakar Sending a Seagull that crashes into da car and explodes
Syria
Damascus Siri reaching out of an iPhone and ripping masks off of costume wearing trick or treaters
Bangladesh
Dhaka A dish bangle (leg bracelet) on a beautiful girl laying on a docka
East Timor (Timor-Leste)
Dili An over flowing cup of tea (still continuing to be poured into the cup) being stirred with a dill pickle by Dilly.
Djibouti
Djibouti
Tanzania
Dodoma (official, legislative) A knee with tanning glasses tanning while a being cradled by a DoDo bird (Dodoma)
Qatar
Doha A quarter flipping a coin shaped Dora with its thumb.
Isle of Man
Douglas An island of overflowing with Michael Douglas’s
Ireland
Dublin
Tajikistan
Dushanbe A T Jack Stand holding up a douching bee
Tristan da Cunha
Edinburgh of the Seven Seas
Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic [c]
El Aaiun (declared) An ecstasy shawarma being cut by El Oweeen Danny DeVito (throw mamma) with a Mexican hat
Akrotiri and Dhekelia
Episkopi Cantonment Acrobat teary eyed has decal’d (Decal-ya) pills (stamped with “A”’s) all over a telescope cannon that fires mint
Christmas Island
Flying Fish Cove A Christmas tree on a small island with fish flying from a cove over the tree and into the water
Sierra Leone
Freetown A Sierra truck with dealer plates smashing through a fence
Tuvalu
Funafuti Picture the celebration shadow group jump but a group of fruit. They are doing the jump from Value Mart to Value Mart (beaches to Gerrard)
Botswana
Gaborone Robot swan fighting a gay boar gebronie (Italian like Roccy)
Cayman Islands
George Town Cavemen on a small island over crowdedly so when Curious George come out of his cave 10x’s as big and says in a squeaky voice this is my town (Curious George with is out fit torn like a caveman)
Ascension Island
Georgetown An island of army men standing at attention with curious George booming his feet together to stand at attention
Guyana
Georgetown The “guy” with the yellow hat with ants crawling all over him trying to get them out of his clothes while Curious George tried to help by picking the ants off and eating them.
Gibraltar
Gibraltar On the rock of Gibraltar there’s a rock of Gibraltar
Guatemala
Guatemala City
Saint Barthelemy
Gustavia A saint barfing all over me while I try to protect my goose on the stove
Guam
Hagatna A kid with a lisp chewing gum saying this is good Guam. When he tags a kid he says Hagatna (hi-gotten-ya)
Bermuda
Hamilton A barracuda jumping out of the water and eating the hamilton tiger cats logo.
Easter Island
Hanga Roa Easter Island statue all hanging from the gallows by a noose. Hanga Roa
Vietnam
Hanoi An army vet with a Thai die bandana pouring oil on his hands and rubbing it in
Zimbabwe
Harare Zima bottle bobber. Every time the bottle surfaces a bunch of Canadian Mounties say Hara Eh!
Somaliland
Hargeisa A bunch of pirates on a boat with guns shooting guns a flock of diamond geese (Hargeisa - Hard Geese)
Cuba
Havana
Finland
Helsinki A bunch of sharks fins swimming around the land while the devil sinks into it while the Sharks wait in frenzy for him
Solomon Islands
Honiara Man standing in the middle of the dance floor not dancing alone while the a circle of dancers form around him. While a gust of wind blows between couple dancing trying to pick up women (horny air)
Pakistan
Islamabad A pack (backpack) is tanning while giving a Muslim a spanking (Islam is bad…. Sorry don’t think this, it’s just what fits for memory :-)
Indonesia
Jakarta A knee in a door pushing a shopping cart and putting “J”’s into it (Jcarta)
Saint Helena
Jamestown A melon dressed like a priest putting on a James Jacket
Israel
Jerusalem (declared, de facto)
State of Palestine
Ramallah and Gaza (de facto) A palace with a large clock overlooking a RaM with his mall shopping smashing his head into a roll of gauze
South Sudan
Juba Myself in a lawyers wig eating Jube jubes while riding a lamb.
Afghanistan
Kabul An afghan being waved in front of a CrowBull
Uganda
Kampala A finger pointing at the pale fat kid saying wow u-gainda lot of weight. The fat kid says I wanted to go to fat camp not the camp for pale kids.
Nepal
Kathmandu A cat man drinking mountain due from a nipple
Sudan
Khartoum Me dressed as a lawyer being put into a shopping cart toum
Ukraine
Kiev A U crane lifting a very heavy Key (key heavy Kiev)