Drew

Question 1

Oh hey Drew. What are you waiting for, come in.

Answer 1

Uh, yes. Good morning Mr. Reynolds.

Question 2

Sure. Whatever. What did you want to see me about?

Answer 2

Right. Um. Well, I…uh - -

Question 3

Get on with it, I don’t have all day.

Answer 3

Fine. I QUIT! I’m not happy and I owe it to my younger self to pursue a job that I love that
“doesn’t suck balls”…So, yeah, I’m quitting

Question 4

I see. Well Drew, you’re valuable to us

here at Renco. Are you sure - -

Answer 4

There’s nothing you can say. Are you deaf, “I quit”!

Question 5

Fair enough. I’m sorry to see you go. What do

you plan to do next?

Answer 5

Oh. Uh. Not really sure. First, collect unemployment, ya know,
for rent and everything - -

Question 6

You can’t collect unemployment.

Answer 6

What’s that now?

Question 7

If you quit, you can’t collect unemployment.

Answer 7

Huh. You sure?

Question 8

Positive.

Answer 8

Okay, okay…no biggie. Then fire me.

Question 9

I’m not going to fire you.

Answer 9

What! Why not?

Question 10

Because from the reports, you’re good enough

at your job.

Answer 10

The reports say I’m good at my job?

Question 11

It says, “good enough”.

Answer 11

Is that better or worse than ‘good’?

Question 12

Get out.

Answer 12

Ok, I’m going.