Chez Bob Flashcards
Being lazy is making me very hungry
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Maybe if I ask nicely, a bird will fly in my mouth and down into my belly.
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Hey Birds!
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Fly in here!
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But I said please AND thank you!
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Lucky grass!
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I wish I had seeds on me.
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Then I’d have all the birds I want.
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Wait! That’s it!
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I will open a birdseed restaurant on my nose.
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Birds will come to eat, but I will eat the birds!
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I will sell my super-smart idea to other lazy alligators.
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I will be rich and famous and great.
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I will have diamond teeth and a solid-gold hat!
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Good choice!
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I will tell all my friends!
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I said, “So nice to meet you”
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And he couldn’t wait to meet the bird’s tasty friends.
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Oh, then I will not eat you.
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The birds built a school, a library, a little park and an extensive public transportation system.
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That’s weird since birds can fly
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He coached the basketball team.
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It’s rewarding to be a positive role model for the birds I’m going to eat.
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He hit it off with everyone except the orange bird who never let anyone else talk.
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How rude.
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I’m totally eating him first.
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They look so cozy and warm together
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Maybe I should get a cat to snuggle with - or snack on, he thought.
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I went for a walk this morning and picked some pretty flowers for your nests.
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I think I saw a turtle!
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But before they got to hear more about the cool turtle, the sky turned dark and…
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I cannot wait to see the looks on their beaks when they check out my diamond teeth and solid-gold hat!
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They will be jealous and amazed.
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A solid-gold hat seemed kind of silly now.
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Diamond teeth didn’t seem so cool anymore.
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I don’t think hero is too strong a word, do you?
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And a hero deserves a super-secret hero surprise!
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Follow us!
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Now we can be together always!
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Oh my gosh, you are all so sweet!
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And I should know since I just spit you out.
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