Act 2 Scene 3 Flashcards
D: I can’t remember your cousin Darren
I can, but not remembering our Darren sounds like a much better idea
D: Was he that bad?
He was a total noodle. He got drunk on night and broke into the first car he saw. Ripped the radio out. Went home well pleased til he found out next day he’d done his own motor
D: Did I ever meet him?
He was there at our Marilyn’s wedding
D: Which one, she’s had three
The one when she married that foreign bloke. Came from Ipswich
D: How foreign is that?
He was Mexican
D: He wasn’t Mexican. He was a waiter in a Mexican restaurant.
He smelt Mexican
D: He spoke Ipswich
Which you could easily mistake for Mexican. Anyway, Darren was there, at the wedding
D: I can’t place him. Was he big, fat, tall, small?
Yeah
D: What do you mean Yes? I’m trying to get a picture
You should ask the Plods. They were always taking his picture.
E: They promise we’re next. What happened here? (staring at dummy head on floor)
It was on the floor. Which reminds me, where’s our Rose?
E: That’s no longer the same human being that Onslow found looking lost
He never had a chance. Fell straight into the intensive course
H: I hope she’s not making herself too available
As if she would
H to D: I try hard not to remember Onslow’s family dear
Me too.
H: he has fond memories of Egypt. Both he and general Montgomery used proudly to show their British legs in shorts
Not that short. You could almost see the pyramids!
H: Onslow, you’re in costume. You must lend Daddy your trousers you left in your dressing room
Oh Nice! Have you seen the kind of stuff he puts in his pockets. he keeps food in his pockets