Act 1 Scene 1

Question 1

Liz: You will

Answer 1

She won’t

Question 2

Liz: Thank you Onslow

Answer 2

No problem

Question 3

D: Why is it that you never have any faith in me

Answer 3

Could it be because I once caught you behind a bus shelter with noodle from Derby

Question 4

D: Nottingham

Answer 4

You were certainly giving that impression

Question 5

D: That was before we were married. Before you taught me what love is

Answer 5

Let go the arm, Daze, it’s too early for that much body heat

Question 6

D: You used to think it was never too early

Answer 6

I used to think Bognor was in Russia

Question 7

E: She moved to manchester

Answer 7

(entering) We’re off for a butty. Anyone else fancy one

Question 8

L: And on everyone else’s. not just now, thank you Onlsow

Answer 8

Oh and I found this bod looking lost

Question 9

E: Which bod?

Answer 9

You see what I mean? Lost! Hang on, I’ll cut him off before he finds the exit

Question 10

onslow returns tugging the bof

Answer 10

Nobody’s going to bite you. Relax and stand there. I think he’d like to join us

Question 11

E: Decent profile, full face, needs a little work. We can fix that…..you’ve met Onslow.

Answer 11

I’ll leave him with you. watch him, he’s slippery