Act 1 Scene 3

Question 1

H: get something on!

Answer 1

(raising a lager can) - I’m getting a little glow on

Question 2

D: You get a sense of power standing here

Answer 2

You don’t need power, you’ve got me!

Question 3

D: I never see you using much

Answer 3

It’s all in reserve. It’s there if needed. I’m like your nuclear deterrent

Question 4

D: we’ve had a few fallouts I know that. I’m not complaining, I enjoy it when we make up

Answer 4

Forget it, I’ve got a headache

Question 5

D: You don’t have a headache

Answer 5

I’ll get one!

Question 6

D: I love us acting together. I wish we had some big romantic scene

Answer 6

We had one last Tuesday

Question 7

D: It was the Tuesday before

Answer 7

You’ve started counting?

Question 8

D: It’s on my calendar

Answer 8

You make me feel like I’m just a plaything

Question 9

D: I wish you’d stop missing so many games. Am I less desirable than I used to be

Answer 9

No Daze, I can honestly say that. You were never that desirable

Question 10

D: Don’t lie. You used to think I was mega-delicious

Answer 10

You know this for a fact?

Question 11

D: You told me

Answer 11

That was a ploy young men use when they’re looking to go that extra mile

Question 12

D: Darren Brocklehurst thought I was lovely

Answer 12

He was from Chesterfield!

Question 13

R: How is Bruce?

Answer 13

Wearing a dress but he seems happy

Question 14

R: How’s our Violet

Answer 14

Less happy. He looks better in it than she does

Question 15

R: Where’s Milly

Answer 15

He’s at the tea bar

Question 16

Daisy studies Onslow

Answer 16

What?

Question 17

D: We used to have so much in common

Answer 17

The hormones were younger. Life was sweet. We didn’t have a bladder problem

Question 18

D: I don’t have a bladder problem. I didn’t know you had one.

Answer 18

I haven’t yet. But I look at him next door and then there’s Uncle Reg and I just know it’s my turn any minute

Question 19

D: Your Uncle Reg’s got more problems than that

Answer 19

True. There’s Aunty Gerty for a start.

Question 20

D: She’s viscious. There’s no wonder he loves his labrador

Answer 20

I’ll grant you, she’s not as nice as a labrador, but I wouldn’t call her viscious.

Question 21

D: She hits him

Answer 21

That’s just his way of being touchy feely

Question 22

R: And in return, he’s going to make me computer literate

Answer 22

You failed Lego!

Question 23

R: he’s been deprived too long of simple human warmth

Answer 23

He must feel like he’s been plonked in the microwave!

Question 24

D: We’ll give it a shot. He’ll wear a shirt.

Answer 24

Have I got a shirt?

Question 25

D: I told you, it’s waiting for ironing

Answer 25

That was last bank holiday.

Question 26

H: Richard, can you hear it? You see, Richard could hear it

Answer 26

Richard’s no fool/

Question 27

H: Why on earth would I be lying on the floor

Answer 27

Our Rose can think of several reasons.

Question 28

H: Only as far as we’ve rehearsed. This is quite a shock. You’ll have to give me a moment

Answer 28

Your Hyacinth murdered. Why didn’t I think of that?

Question 29

L: I think we have to look at the motivation

Answer 29

I could murder a bacon butty

Question 30

D: And you Onslow, Detective Seargent

Answer 30

Makes a change