Act 2 - Scene 12 (rewind)

Question 1

Forgot my coat.

Answer 1

You’re nose!

Question 2

What about it?

Answer 2

I can see your nose!

Question 3

Very impressive mate. Are you all right?

Answer 3

I’m better than all right I’m alive! I’m alivei And you’re alive tool (Prodding Tom in the ribs)

Question 4

Yes mate .. we’re both alive.

Answer 4

And you’re all right?

Question 5

Not now, my ribs hurt. You’re scaring me, mate.

Answer 5

Tom!

Question 6

Jack?

Answer 6

What day is it?

Question 7

Your birthday! Are you all right?

Answer 7

And the contract, the devils … your funeral. …

Question 8

I was getting worried about you. I’ve been knocking for ages.

Answer 8

Jane? What are you doing here?

Question 9

I said I’d pop back to see if you’d finished cleaning up. You were going to walk me
home, remember?

Answer 9

Walk you home? Oh, yeah … of course I remember.

Question 10

Are you all right?

Answer 10

I love you!

Question 11

I. .. 1 … love you too.

Answer 11

What about Terry?

Question 12

Terry? Are you okay? You look a bit pale.

Answer 12

It’s just been one of those nights. (They embrace) Come on, we’d better lock up and get
off home.

Question 13

I thought we could stay here and have a quick drink first. Jt ‘is’ your birthday.

Answer 13

*FALL

Question 14

What are you doing down there? Jack, there’s someone I want you to meet

Answer 14

You! But you’re, you’re …

Question 15

(Patronisingly) Duke?

Answer 15

get up

Question 16

you’ve come highly recommended so I thought I’d pop down with the contract and ….

Answer 16

I’m not interested!

Question 17

I don’t think you understand what I’m offering here.

Answer 17

I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. Thanks, but no thanks. I’ve got everything I need right
here.

Question 18

(Signing the contract) Look at this - signing autographs already.

Answer 18

I’d read that through carefully if I were you.

Question 19

Well, unfortunately for you - you’re not. So pipe down.

Answer 19

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Question 20

if you know what I mean.
(To everyone) See you around.

Answer 20

Not for quite some time.

Question 21

Look at you all… this is supposed to be a birthday party isn’t it? So Jack, how do fancy a
job here?

Answer 21

I’ve got a job here.

Question 22

On the stage I mean. It looks like I’m going to need a new act to replace Heathcliffe, if
you’re interested. To be honest, I never liked the guy anyway.

Answer 22

Well. ..

Question 23

(Handing Jack Heathcliffe’s coat) This will look better on you.

Answer 23

(Putting on the coat) Well, what do you think?

Question 24

Burn, baby, burn!

Answer 24

I’d rather you didn’t say that.

Question 25

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Answer 25

Well, that’s my story. I told you it was weird, in fact I’m not sure that I
believe it myself, but that’s the gospel truth. We never did see Heathcliffe after that.

Question 26

Well, that’s my story. I told you it was weird, in fact I’m not sure that I
believe it myself, but that’s the gospel truth. We never did see Heathcliffe after that.

Answer 26

So it’s like my mum said, Be careful what you wish for because one day that wish really might just come true. There’s
probably a lesson there somewhere for all of us. Anyway, I better get back - I’m missing
my own party. Later!