Act 1 Flashcards
Fred: Well if the balloon goes up don’t blame me
I suppOse its of nO interest to any of you that I’ve bEEn awakened from a deep sleep by everybody screaming like banshees. What’s gOing On?
Mon: I’ve been talking to Miss Stillington.
Who the hell is Miss Stillington?
Mon: She’s in the spare room.
I didn’t osk you where she was, I osked you who she was.
Fred (after Monica): She forgot her latchkey if you know what I mean.
GO away, Fred, and get me some cOffee.
Rightyo
And dOn’t say rightyO.
Mon after Fred: You met her at a party and brought her home here and told her about your early struggles, and she stayed the night.
She’s a darling. I remember now. I’m mad about her. What did you say her name was?