The Devils Grandmother

Question 1

Devils grandmother. Now where did I put my glasses?
( DOCTOR enters)

Answer 1

Doctor. I’m afraid that your grandmother has Alzheimer’s
(DOCTOR leaves)

Question 2

The devils 2. Grandmama! Grandmama!
(Doctor enters)

Answer 2

Doctor. She didn’t make it

Question 3

GOD. YEAH? I KNOW THAT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
(DOCTOR enters)

Answer 3

DOCTOR:
Your grandmother didn’t have insurance

so I’m going to have to charge you her medical bills for dying

which amount to about $23,000.

Question 4

(Ending scene)
The Devil 2: I know!
(Doctor runs on)

Answer 4

Doctor: You’re sick!

Question 5

Devils grandmother: let’s go to the—

Answer 5

Doctor: You’re dead!
(Doctor runs off stage as Dwarf 2 runs on stage)