Hansel And Gretel Witch 1

Question 1

Hansel/Gretel. Aaaaaaah!

Answer 1

Witch 1. Are you eating my house?

Question 2

Hansel. What? I’m hungry. You should try the floorboards they’re really tasty

Answer 2

Witch 1. Im so disappointed in today’s young people. Im going to have to teach you a lesson. By eating you.

Question 3

Gretel. Eating us?

Answer 3

Witch 1. But not right now. I’m going to fatten you up first. (She exits)

Question 4

Hansel. Why does my cologne smell like gravy?

Answer 4

Witch 1. (She returns) Well my pretties, except you, the boy, you have more of a rugged masculinity about you.

Question 5

Hansel. Thanks

Answer 5

Witch 1. Well, I need some help cleaning out my oven. I’ll take volunteers (pause) anyone?

Question 6

Hansel. Ooh, me!

Answer 6

Witch. Excellent. Come along Hamsel (she misspells Hansel’s name)

Question 7

Hansel. It’s Hansel

Answer 7

Witch. Oh. Right. Hansel (laughs evilly)

Question 8

Witch. (Laughs evilly)

Answer 8

Witch 1. Can you put this apple in your mouth please?

Question 9

Hansel. No problem (puts the apple in his mouth)

Answer 9

Witch. Now if you’ll just crawl in here

Question 10

Gretel. Oh. Hey. I dropped a quarter. Can you pick it up?

Answer 10

Witch. A quarter?

Question 11

Gretel. Eat this, Witch!

Answer 11

Witch. Ahhhhhhhh! I’m melting! Oh wait…I’m burning!

Question 12

Gretel: That’s a great idea!

Answer 12

Witch: how about I eat you instead

Question 13

Hansel: How about I push you in an oven and you die!

Answer 13

Witch: Ahh I’m dying in an ironic way