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Tech Jokes Flashcards

1
Q

What do programmers do when something doesn’t work?

A

They debug it.

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2
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

A

Because light attracts bugs.

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3
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Fill in the blank: A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, ‘_____?’

A

‘Can I join you?’

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4
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True or False: A computer scientist walked into a bar, ordered a drink, and then debugged it.

A

True

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5
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What does a techie do after a breakup?

A

They cache their feelings.

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6
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Why was the computer cold?

A

It left its Windows open.

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7
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What is a computer’s favorite snack?

A

Microchips.

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8
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Fill in the blank: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t see _____!

A

Sharp.

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9
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What did the computer say to the programmer?

A

You crack me up!

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10
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What do you call a computer that sings?

A

A Dell.

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11
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Why did the developer go broke?

A

Because he used up all his cache.

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12
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True or False: HTML is a programming language.

A

False

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13
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What is a techie’s favorite game?

A

Cache me if you can.

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14
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Why did the programmer quit his job?

A

Because he didn’t get arrays.

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15
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Fill in the blank: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand _____ and those who don’t.

A

binary.

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16
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What did the web developer name his son?

A

John.

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17
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Why was the computer tired when it got home?

A

Because it had a hard drive.

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18
Q

What do you call an educated tube?

A

A graduated cylinder.

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19
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Fill in the blank: A programmer’s favorite hangout place is _____

A

The Foo Bar.

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20
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What do you call two Java methods that have the same name?

A

Overloading.

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21
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Why did the computer go to therapy?

A

It had too many bytes.

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22
Q

True or False: A bug in software is a good thing.

A

False

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23
Q

What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A

A screensaver.

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24
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Fill in the blank: To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a _____

A

computer.

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25
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What is a robot’s favorite type of music?

A

Heavy metal.

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26
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Why don’t programmers like nature?

A

It has too many bugs.

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27
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What do you call a computer that can play music?

A

A tune-up.

28
Q

Fill in the blank: Why was the computer so good at math? Because it had _____

A

algorithms.

29
Q

What did the computer say to its owner?

A

I need a reboot!

30
Q

Why did the developer go broke?

A

He lost his domain.

31
Q

What is a hacker’s favorite season?

A

Fall, because of all the leaves.

32
Q

True or False: A computer can only process binary data.

A

True

33
Q

Fill in the blank: Why was the computer so smart? Because it had a lot of _____

A

RAM.

34
Q

What do you call a computer that can take a picture?

A

A camputer.

35
Q

What did the programmer say after a long day of coding?

A

I’m ready for a break point!

36
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the computer get glasses? Because it had _____

A

poor vision.

37
Q

What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?

A

Lots of memory.

38
Q

Why do programmers hate the outdoors?

A

Because there are too many bugs.

39
Q

What do you call a computer virus?

A

A bug in the system.

40
Q

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

A

Had a byte to eat.

41
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the computer get cold? Because it left its _____ open.

A

Windows.

42
Q

What do you call a computer that tells jokes?

A

A pun-puter.

43
Q

True or False: A computer’s processor is like the brain of the computer.

A

True

44
Q

What do you call a programmer who doesn’t like to share?

A

A selfish coder.

45
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the computer break up with the printer? Because it couldn’t _____

A

handle the paper jam.

46
Q

What does a computer do after a breakup?

A

It clears the cache.

47
Q

What do you call a tech-savvy person?

A

A geek.

48
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the developer stay at his computer? Because he wanted to get _____

A

debugged.

49
Q

What is a computer’s favorite game?

A

Byte the bullet.

50
Q

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A

It had a virus.

51
Q

What do you call a computer that can sing?

A

A Dell.

52
Q

Fill in the blank: What do you call a techie who can’t stop talking? A _____

A

chatterbox.

53
Q

True or False: Computers can think for themselves.

A

False

54
Q

What do you call a computer that can play music?

A

A musical machine.

55
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the computer keep freezing? Because it left its _____ open.

A

Windows.

56
Q

What do you get when you cross a computer with a dog?

A

A friend with byte.

57
Q

Why did the programmer get kicked out of school?

A

Because he kept breaking the code of conduct.

58
Q

What do computers eat for snacks?

A

Microchips.

59
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the computer go to school? To improve its _____

A

syntax.

60
Q

What do you call a computer that can play chess?

A

A checkmate machine.

61
Q

True or False: A computer can operate without electricity.

A

False

62
Q

What do you call a computer that can solve a problem?

A

A problem solver.

63
Q

Fill in the blank: Why did the computer get a new job? Because it wanted to _____

A

upgrade its skills.

64
Q

What do you call a computer that can write?

A

A word processor.

65
Q

Why did the computer go to therapy?

A

It had too many issues.

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