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What do programmers do when something doesn’t work?

A

They debug it.

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

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Because light attracts bugs.

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Fill in the blank: A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, ‘_____?’

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‘Can I join you?’

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True or False: A computer scientist walked into a bar, ordered a drink, and then debugged it.

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True

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What does a techie do after a breakup?

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They cache their feelings.

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Why was the computer cold?

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It left its Windows open.

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What is a computer’s favorite snack?

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Microchips.

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Fill in the blank: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t see _____!

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Sharp.

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What did the computer say to the programmer?

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You crack me up!

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What do you call a computer that sings?

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A Dell.

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Why did the developer go broke?

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Because he used up all his cache.

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True or False: HTML is a programming language.

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False

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What is a techie’s favorite game?

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Cache me if you can.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

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Because he didn’t get arrays.

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Fill in the blank: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand _____ and those who don’t.

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binary.

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What did the web developer name his son?

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John.

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Why was the computer tired when it got home?

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Because it had a hard drive.

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What do you call an educated tube?

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A graduated cylinder.

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Fill in the blank: A programmer’s favorite hangout place is _____

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The Foo Bar.

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What do you call two Java methods that have the same name?

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Overloading.

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Why did the computer go to therapy?

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It had too many bytes.

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True or False: A bug in software is a good thing.

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False

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What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

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A screensaver.

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Fill in the blank: To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a _____

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computer.

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What is a robot's favorite type of music?
Heavy metal.
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Why don't programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs.
27
What do you call a computer that can play music?
A tune-up.
28
Fill in the blank: Why was the computer so good at math? Because it had _____
algorithms.
29
What did the computer say to its owner?
I need a reboot!
30
Why did the developer go broke?
He lost his domain.
31
What is a hacker's favorite season?
Fall, because of all the leaves.
32
True or False: A computer can only process binary data.
True
33
Fill in the blank: Why was the computer so smart? Because it had a lot of _____
RAM.
34
What do you call a computer that can take a picture?
A camputer.
35
What did the programmer say after a long day of coding?
I'm ready for a break point!
36
Fill in the blank: Why did the computer get glasses? Because it had _____
poor vision.
37
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of memory.
38
Why do programmers hate the outdoors?
Because there are too many bugs.
39
What do you call a computer virus?
A bug in the system.
40
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte to eat.
41
Fill in the blank: Why did the computer get cold? Because it left its _____ open.
Windows.
42
What do you call a computer that tells jokes?
A pun-puter.
43
True or False: A computer's processor is like the brain of the computer.
True
44
What do you call a programmer who doesn’t like to share?
A selfish coder.
45
Fill in the blank: Why did the computer break up with the printer? Because it couldn't _____
handle the paper jam.
46
What does a computer do after a breakup?
It clears the cache.
47
What do you call a tech-savvy person?
A geek.
48
Fill in the blank: Why did the developer stay at his computer? Because he wanted to get _____
debugged.
49
What is a computer's favorite game?
Byte the bullet.
50
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
51
What do you call a computer that can sing?
A Dell.
52
Fill in the blank: What do you call a techie who can’t stop talking? A _____
chatterbox.
53
True or False: Computers can think for themselves.
False
54
What do you call a computer that can play music?
A musical machine.
55
Fill in the blank: Why did the computer keep freezing? Because it left its _____ open.
Windows.
56
What do you get when you cross a computer with a dog?
A friend with byte.
57
Why did the programmer get kicked out of school?
Because he kept breaking the code of conduct.
58
What do computers eat for snacks?
Microchips.
59
Fill in the blank: Why did the computer go to school? To improve its _____
syntax.
60
What do you call a computer that can play chess?
A checkmate machine.
61
True or False: A computer can operate without electricity.
False
62
What do you call a computer that can solve a problem?
A problem solver.
63
Fill in the blank: Why did the computer get a new job? Because it wanted to _____
upgrade its skills.
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What do you call a computer that can write?
A word processor.
65
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many issues.

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