tard story

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So right after high school I worked in a school for retards.
I know that word is not politically correct,

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but using a softer term like mentally challenged would be factually incorrect.

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cuz I have mental challenges but

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my students were mentally done (bro)

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And I think it’s alright to say it how it is especially

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if there are no retards in earshot.

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But even if the subjects of my story were in this crowd

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, it would make no difference to them if u called them retarded, or mentally handicapped, or a bunch of little bitches.

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I’m not saying I did that, but I’m just painting a picture of what these kids were like. And explaining that if u think what I’m saying is offensive then this story isn’t about u.

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But before I met them and found this out, I thought I’d be good at working at school for retards cuz

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I actually attended a school that was full of retards

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. The only difference was in my school we called them teachers.

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But I was wrong and not at all ready to work with these kids.

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They had so many special needs, if I described them it would not be funny at all.

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So suffice it to say they usually needed at least one staff member per child

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But most of the workers had one kid that we mostly hung out with.

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And u don’t get to pick the kids u hang out with.

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The kids decide that, they don’t give a shit what u want.

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But I got lucky cuz Ikey picked me. He only had down syndrome which

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made him part of the elite class that knew how to wipe his own ass

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But one day they were short-staffed, like even more than usual, so I got assigned to a another kid. He was bigger and I think older than me.

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And he definitely took bigger dumps than me.

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I know that cuZ part of the job is hanging out with kids while they use the bathroom, cuz

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they can never be left alone.

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So I was keeping this big kid company

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while he was stinking up the entire bathroom

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But I’m a good worker so

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I thugged it out until he was done. Or at least I was planning to.

Question 15

I convinced him to wipe his own butt, but he got bored of that

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t so instead of throwing away the soiled toilet paper… [act out him thrusting it in my face] he thrust it in my face.

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My adrenaline kicked in like never before and before I knew it

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[act out yelling hiyah while karate chopping my thrust out arm] I karate chopped this kid in the arm

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I’m not proud of it but he forced me into fight or flight mode. And after fight mode was over

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flight mode kicked in and I ran out of there.

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hen my reason kicked in so I came back…

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and locked him in the bathroom.

Question 19

As you know, it was against the rules to leave kids unsupervised, much lock them in rooms alone,

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I just couldn’t risk him escaping until he finished wiping

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so I guarded the door until he assured me he was done. And then

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I waited some more till he stopped crying.

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Just kidding, he actually didn’t cry at all. He

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took that karate chop like a champ

Question 22

11/12/24: I think a good next step can be nazi. And maybe add that if they are villified so much than they can only speak honestly with other nazis. and then fafa

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And maybe mention I’m not taking about nazis. I’m just talking about talking about nazis