hi, im starting stand up

Question 1

Hi, I’m trying out stand up cuz I’m worried

Answer 1

this field does not enough straight guys… talking about sex.
So let’s work on that

Question 2

I’m Going to do my part even though

Answer 2

im currently having zero sex, and I mean when im off stage too,

Question 3

im saving my sex for when I’m married cuz I’m not made for casual hook ups.

Answer 3

I’m worried if I had a one night stand, they would spend the rest of their lives missing this dick

Question 4

Its not easy being so well endowed but I’ve come to accept my monstrous responsibility

Answer 4

But I wasn’t always so selfless and inspiring

Question 5

But I wasn’t always so selfless and inspiring Back when I was younger I used to do a lot of porn.

Answer 5

I’m the guy behind all your favorite glory hole videos.

Question 6

But real talk, the only reason I never did porn

Answer 6

was cuz nobody wanted to me do porn except me.

Question 7

But I would have done so much porn if anyone gave me a chance and

Answer 7

pay me even half a ham sandwich. I dont even like ham.

Question 8

But luckily not a single soul was willing to pay a single cent to see me

Answer 8

Cuz I recently found out not everyone appreciates porn as much as I did

Question 8

I was shocked when I found out that lots of charities won’t even accept donations if they came from porn.

Answer 8

Like pornhub tried to donate $75K to a breast cancer charity and the place that represents women getting killed by their own tits, told pornhub “we’re good”