Senior Mads Lines Flashcards
POST GAUDETE
Look @ Gunner being weird and not all there
What a splendid way to start the night, wouldn’t you agree Arthur?
QUEEN: What a splendid way to start the night, wouldn’t you agree Arthur?
KING: Indeed
Everyone looks absolutely enchanting, just magnificent. Don’t you think so, dear?
QUEEN: Everyone looks absolutely enchanting, just magnificent. Don’t you think so, dear?
KING: Sure.
My love, pray tell, what are you focused on?
QUEEN: My love, pray tell, what are you focused on?
KING: I am ruling the kingdom, my dear. It is quite apparent, is it not?
At this very moment? The kingdom has come together to celebrate the holidays with you, why ever are you obsessed by your work?
QUEEN: At this very moment? The kingdom has come together to celebrate the holidays with you, why ever are you obsessed by your work?
KING: I cannot cease my duties for a day. What will become of the kingdom’s economy? The pending legislation? Some matters cannot be postponed.
(hah) It seems like someone is attempting to evade the holiday spirit. Worry not, your highness. Such matters can wait. Come, join us in celebration.
QUEEN: It seems like someone is attempting to evade the holiday spirit. Worry not, your highness. Such matters can wait. Come, join us in celebration.
KING: I have already expressed my stance. I won’t folly around when there is so much to be done.
(this bitch) But it is not an ordinary night! Pause your work, Arthur, and spend time with the court. They came all this way!
QUEEN: But it is not an ordinary night! Pause your work, Arthur, and spend time with the court. They came all this way!
KING: Just inform me when they bring out the wassail.
Arthur!
KING: Just inform me when they bring out the wassail.
QEEN: Arthur!
KING: What?
I will not allow it! yoink
QUEEN: I will not allow it! yoink
KING: What has come over you?
It’s the holiday season!
QUEEN: It’s the holiday season!
KING: Why must you disturb me tonight?
Tonight, we have all gathered under the gentle candlelight, immersed in the aromas from the kitchen. Joy resides at the very core of this holiday, and you’re avoiding it!
KING: I am not avoiding the holidays, I simply don’t like the clamor of crowded marketplaces, the futile act of wrapping gifts, the illegible holiday cards, the garish lights, and the ceaseless music! I’m not avoiding it, I just find it quite annoying. The essence of the holiday is utterly useless. Now, may I return to my work?
QUEEN: We shall have a competition!
QUEEN: We shall have a competition!
KING: And what might that entail? Forcing me to devour all the caroling berries, as you did last year.
It is a superior challenge. Our court shall partake as well. If anyone can ignite within you a love for the holidays, then you shall spend the entire season with us, embracing our joyful ways. The victor shall be granted any gift, regardless of cost or time. Should they fail, you may resume your work and continue your disdain for everything merry, with no obligation.
My, this seems almost too effortless! Are you trying to let me win?
No, my love. I want to show you the true essence of the holidays. Take you away from your lackluster work. I pledge that by the end of our feast, you shall be singing every Christmas carol by heart. Is it an accord then?
KING: Let us begin!
Sing for Joy this Festive Day
KING: Why thank you, jester. I was feeling quite parched. WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING HERE?
Oh, dear!