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Question 1

If I think the ending is fixed already, I might as well be saying I think that it’s okay, and that’s not right.

Answer 1

Everyone, gather round; I want my family to share in my triumph. Not you, boy.

Question 2

I’m a girl!

Answer 2

One hundred and fifty-five old bangers on my hands. How could I possibly make the mileage go back? I couldn’t very well drive each one backwards could I?

Question 3

Backwards.

Answer 3

When suddenly I had the most genius idea in the world! I grabbed a drill and, using my incredible mind, I attached the drill to the speedometer of the first car, turned it on and whacked it into reverse.

Question 4

Back… wards.

Answer 4

Exactly! Within a few minutes I had reduced the mileage to practically nothing.

Question 5

Backwards!

Answer 5

Ten minutes later the Russians show up. Expensive suits, dark glasses-

Question 6

What have we done to deserve a child like you?

Answer 6

You know what I’m going to do tomorrow? I’m gonna go down to that school and tell your teacher you’re never to be let in again!

Question 7

What? No-

Answer 7

And if she does… I’ll have her fired! And you will never read another stinking book as long as you live young man!