Scene 5

Question 1

W-w-w-whether you like it or not!

Answer 1

Stupid, nasty, question-asking Russians!

Question 2

Oh, don’t tell me we’re not rich…

Answer 2

They took one look at the mileage on the first car and said that these cars were knackered. I told them the mileage is so high ‘cause of a manufacturing mistake.

Question 3

So you lied?

Answer 3

Of course I lied.

Question 4

And they didn’t believe you?

Answer 4

Of course they didn’t believe me. I’ve got green hair.

Question 5

I’ve got hair.

Answer 5

And what’s this? Another flaming book? What’s wrong with the telly?

Question 6

No, no, it’s a lovely book, honest you should read it, I’m sure you’d-

Answer 6

Here’s what I think of your lovely!

Question 7

I’m late for my dance lesson with Rudolpho!

Answer 7

Now get out of here you little… stink worm.

Question 8

Do we have any Superglue?

Answer 8

In the cupboard. And while you’re at it- Why don’t you stick your stupid book to your stupid head!

Question 9

An’ that’s not right.

Answer 9

I’ve got my eye on you, boy.