Phrases Describing Absurdity

Question 0

pegar una cosa como guitarra en un entierro

Answer 0

to be out of time or place

Literally: “to stick like a guitar at a funeral”

Question 1

como a un santo cristo un par de pistolas

Answer 1

(Something) is not appropriate/related to (something else)

Literally: “like a couple of pistols for a statue of Christ”