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(Start of scene with Wayne and Cedric) Walk in door:
Lumos. Lumos. Lumos.
…Wayne, right?
Yes. yeah. mhm. Yes. yeah. Hi. Hello. Yes. Um, hi Cedric.
We’re moving up, I think we are finally going to do it this year. Third place!
Hey Cedric….Third place!
Cedric leaves and gives a thumbs up
AHHHHHHH Cedric thinks I’m cool! I feel like I could do anything right now. LUMOS! (spell doesn’t work)
I guess I’ll go watch the sports game.
Logic?
Pure Nerve?
Harry tried to kill me!
He’s going to kill us all!
Please be our friend.
No question about it. Potter is the heir of snakes. Someone has to stop him.
We’ll get you finching around in no time.
SHHHHHH! It got J. Finch. We have to be careful. Who knows what could be lurking around every corner.
This is a lot for twelve year olds to handle.
The adults aren’t helping, so obviously its up to me to find this monster, defeat Potter, and go down in history as the hero of our school.
I don’t know if your qualified for any of that.
Ill get an award, Megam, take Oliver to safety, its totally coming for him next.
Wayne, if I get petrified, make sure I’m in a dignified position.
Okay. This must be it. The thing I;m supposed to do to make that Magic- Future- Mirror reflection of my awesome future self my actual future. I just got kill a monster. I can find it inside myself. My Inner…Robocop. My spiritual John McClane. Yeah..”Hey monster, puff on this” Pew, Pew, Pew
Oh. Im Im sorry…my fault
No! I was just…HI. Im Wayne.
My Name is Ginny. It’s very nice meeting you Wayne.
Hey, don’t forget your diary.
WHAT WILL IT MAKE ME DO NEXT
Hey, if its so bad, why don’t you just put it somewhere no one will ever find it? Like a toilet or something?
A toilet…? Maybe. Thanks Wayne.
Wow. I am in love. As soon as I become the hero of the school, that girl will want to marry me. This is really my year!
By writing two identical letters of the same letter and then sending them across the world.
Dear Megan and Oliver: A movie just came out. its called Free Willy. It’s about this boy and a super rude whale. But, you see, the whale is actually a great whale. So the boy and his tow new friends take on this evil amusement part owner and his insurance fraud scheme. Eventually, they free the whale, he jumps over a rock, and suddenly everyone’s like “WOW! He really was a great whale.” It was amazing. And I’ve just been thinking about my wizard destiny and maybe, maybe the Puffs are that misunderstood whale, and its not just me who has to do something amazing for them, but it’s me and my two awesome friends? Be on the ready for adventure this year. It’s definetly coming! - Wayne P.S. HOW DOES THIS OWL KNOW WHERE TO GO?!
I’m telling you guys, the headmaster looks different this year.
Oliver, Im a little more concerned about the murderer coming to our school. Megan, what if he’s not coming to rescue you…what if he’s coming to kill someone at our school?
But I warn you guys…I snore! Want to see?
Leanne?
..I did’t have a horn, and I was busy eating hay.
*Ooh I cant, I think Im busy
Hmm, what’s this?
Hi Sally.
Allie takes off glasses
Hi Sally (with lust)
Guess Ill have to share!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Sally exits
Uh. I have to go.
In their third year, students are allowed to pick electives. Enthralling subjects such as:
Divination, the art of seeing the future.
I’d like to stay in this class please!
Wait a second, how is Granger in all three of our classes at the same time? beat Magic.
…Worst slumber party ever.
Meeeeeeeegan? You alright?
Well I for one am happy you were not kidnapped by a mass murderer. or, “rescued”
And, I’d like to think you’ve met at least two Puffs who are…Kind of okay?
I feel the need to hug. Don’t tell anyone.
Im coming in.
…The side characters:
Dear Megan and Oliver. So,um. My Uncle Dave died. It was sudden and weird. Weird because I don’t think anybody really cared? No one really knew him. I barely even did. In the end he was just some dead…unimportant guy I don’t want that to happen to me. I want to be apart of something big., something important at least once in my life. Weird. Wayne.