Pages 10-20 Flashcards
A Certain Potion Teacher: Sit everyone. Now, You are here to learn the art of potion mak-oh. Puffs.
Puffs: Hi!
Professor McG: Transfiguration. The art of- oh. Puffs.
Puffs: Hi!
Professor McG: Yes, hello. Um. Go crazy. We’re going to turn things into other things.
Puffs: YEAH!!! WOO!!!
Oliver Rivers: Is there a math class? Please tell me next is a math class.
Wayne: We have something called…Herbology?
Puffs: YAY PLANTS! (They walk off)
Wayne: Okay. I will admit with the exception of Herbology, which is awesome, this isn’t easy.
Oliver: Maybe we should just go sit in our room and hide for seven years so we don’t lose anymore points.
Wayne: Come on. It’s just the first day. And next we have our first flying lesson. We’re right after the Braves…who are going now…?
Blondo: Ha! You’ve been Malfoyed! (Slug Spell)
Wayne: Gah! Wizard school is just like regular school!
J. Finch: OOO! It’s a Halloween feast! J. Finch approved! (Start dancing)
Wayne: Oliver, where have you been?
Oliver: I can’t lose anymore points, Wayne. Everyone hates us enough already.
Wayne: Look, its halloween! Let’s just sit back, relax, and hope nothing bad happens.
Professor Turban: Troll in the dungeon!
Puffs: Screaming and chaos
Cedric: Everyone, quick! Puffs Emergency Formation #4!
Puffs: We are not a threat, please be our friend, we are not a threat please be our friend, we are not a threat please be our friend!
Narrator: Ugh. Meanwhile in the Puffs common room…
Puffs: We are not a threat, please be our friend!
Puffs: “Ooo bed sounds nice, yeah bed, etc.”
Wayne: Wait! Megan’s not here!
Oliver: Oh no, does that mean she needs saving or something?
Wanye: No! What if she’s out there losing points? We have to stop her.
Oliver: Im sorry, we?
Wayne: It’s up to all of us to protect those points. This is it, Oliver. The points are how we become heroes. Let’s go!
Oliver: No uh, we were just, uh, trying to find you.
Wayne: To protect you from the troll. And to make sure you don’t lose anymore points.
Megan: ….I think she’d torture you! Prepare to meet your doom!
Wanye: Wait! Wait! What if instead of torturing us, we all just hung out? Like friends?
Megan and Oliver: We’ll what? Excuse me?
Wayne: Look, we’re all kind of the worst people at this school. Why not be the worst together? Megan shouldn’t have to be alone just because her mother was evil. And hey, I think it’s cool that you hang out with Mr. Friar.
Friar: Heeeeey, Mr. Friar, I like it!
Wayne: Right, Oliver?
Megan: You promise this isn’t a joke?
Wayne: I promise. Us Puffs have to stick together.
Megan: I am not a puff. The hat got it wrong. I am the most not-Puffiest erson you’ll ever meet. Got it?
Wanye: Got it.
Oliver: Got it.
Wayne: Now how about letting us go?
Oliver: Sure
Wayne: Gret. Glad we’ve settled that, we should probably get out of here? If we’re caught, we will lose so many points.
Sproutty: The plants love life lessons! Goodnight!
Wayne: WE DID SOMETHING! Guys. I think this might be the start of something really great. (Becomes aware of mirror) Woah! Weird mirror!
Narrator: ….One must wonder what these three would see whilst looking in it? Hmm….
Wayne: Wow. I am being handed a medal. I saved all the Wizards. I’m a hero. I’m the hero. I’ve officially made the Puffs the most important house ever! And I have a light saber!
Oliver: Thats weird, are you sure?
Wayne: I dont want to cut anything short, but we should probably get out of here.
Oliver: Yeah. What do you think this mirror is?
Wayne: Maybe it shows the future? THAT MUST BE OUT FUTURE We are going to be so cool.
