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Good not great
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I’ll support you in everything you do: if you jump off a cliff, I’ll do a back flip
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars
Oscar Wilde
Generously, but judiciously
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There’s no middle ground tonight. You’re either puking in the corner or busting out the lotion to jerk off.
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That does not absolve you of your sins
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Don’t be a hero. Let someone else take the beach.
Bill Burr
Look at this distinguished gentleman
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I feel gutted for the guy
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★ I ride for Delilah
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★ Who hurt this man?
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★ Take my money now
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It’s time to take off floaties and jump into the deep end
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Dust off your knees cowboy and get back on the monkey bars
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Get it tight, get it right
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Crazy old Maurice. Always good for a laugh.
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Well that didn’t live up to the hype
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Consolation prize
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Lean into it
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Giving up is not in the blood, sir. It’s not in the blood.
Nims
You’re no daisy. You’re no daisy at all.
Doc Holliday
I’m your huckleberry
Doc Holliday
As much fun as a sandpaper dildo
Deadpool
Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
Troy
I choose violence
GOT
If you knew what I was thinking, you’d be smiling too
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Namaste bitches
Trevor Wallace
That’s just my game
Doc Holliday
Must be a peach of a hand
Doc Holliday
What an ugly thing to say
Doc Holliday
Say when
Doc Holliday
We may not have a lot in common, but bro and I are in the foxhole together
Bill Burr
Deny your feelings, act like you have answers
Office
A real man makes his own luck
Billy Zane
I’m sure there were a lot of those excuses at Nuremberg
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★ Guess we’re going to have to white-knuckle through this like our grandparents did
Yannis Pappas
In your heart of hearts
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Skunk at the picnic
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Big things have small beginnings
Lawrence of Arabia
You can suck a dick then fuck on it
Barstool Sports
Punching above your weight class
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Ok, Benedict Arnold
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Straighten up, soldier
Peaky Blinders
You’re a fucking savage. Were you raised by animals or something?
Bill Burr
Gave you a layup
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That’s some Frontier Justice
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Some people prefer their olive oil extra virgin. I prefer mine lightly fucked.
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Momma didn’t raise no quitter
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