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Insults/Comebacks Flashcards

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Today is just not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking promising either.

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The only thing worse than the one who got away is the one who won’t leave

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You’re like an out of season. You’re tolerable but I’d rather talk to you in the summer.

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Her butt looks like a sack of porridge

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Dude is as pale as a nun’s ass

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Them: You’re not funny

Me: I guess I’ll just have to rely on my smile and giant cock

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★ That’s a face only a mother could love

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Slow as a Norwegian glacier

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You’re about as dependable as a cheesecloth condom

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You’re about as trustworthy as a ______ running a ______

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You’re about as trustworthy as a pedophile in a Chuck e Cheese

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Sounds like a real dullard/bore

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The skunk at the picnic

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★ I need a ______ like a fish needs a bicycle

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If my grandma had wheels then she’d be a bicycle

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That guy soaks up calories like a nerf ball thrown into a lake

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17
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Life is too short to dance with ugly men

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18
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You assume that I value your opinion

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19
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All that’s beautiful, I didn’t know you wrote poetry

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Treacherous whore

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21
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Birth control shirt

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22
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Anything is possible: if a failed landscape artist could transform himself into the most powerful man on earth, you can do ____

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How to Become a Tyrant

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People who met Hitler before he became a dictator said he was unimpressive, weedy, and had a clammy handshake

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How to Become a Tyrant

24
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Who picks your clothes, Ray Charles?

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David Letterman

25
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Your body looks like yogurt with hair in it

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Yannis Pappas

26
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You look like a middle relief pitcher for the Kansas City Royals

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Yannis Pappas

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