Insults/Comebacks Flashcards
Today is just not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking promising either.
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The only thing worse than the one who got away is the one who won’t leave
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You’re like an out of season. You’re tolerable but I’d rather talk to you in the summer.
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Her butt looks like a sack of porridge
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Dude is as pale as a nun’s ass
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Them: You’re not funny
Me: I guess I’ll just have to rely on my smile and giant cock
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★ That’s a face only a mother could love
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Slow as a Norwegian glacier
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You’re about as dependable as a cheesecloth condom
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You’re about as trustworthy as a ______ running a ______
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You’re about as trustworthy as a pedophile in a Chuck e Cheese
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Sounds like a real dullard/bore
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The skunk at the picnic
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★ I need a ______ like a fish needs a bicycle
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If my grandma had wheels then she’d be a bicycle
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That guy soaks up calories like a nerf ball thrown into a lake
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Life is too short to dance with ugly men
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You assume that I value your opinion
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All that’s beautiful, I didn’t know you wrote poetry
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Treacherous whore
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Birth control shirt
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Anything is possible: if a failed landscape artist could transform himself into the most powerful man on earth, you can do ____
How to Become a Tyrant
People who met Hitler before he became a dictator said he was unimpressive, weedy, and had a clammy handshake
How to Become a Tyrant
Who picks your clothes, Ray Charles?
David Letterman
Your body looks like yogurt with hair in it
Yannis Pappas
You look like a middle relief pitcher for the Kansas City Royals
Yannis Pappas
